Author's Note: My nephew got me addicted to Astro Boy… so now I have robots on my mind. Sadly, I suck with technology and I know zilch about machinery. Let's see how I do!

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{CHARGE 100%}

{CORE TEMPERATURE 204.444°C}

{Σ EMF FREQUENCY 132.09 G HERTZ}

{INTERNAL RESISTANCE 700 OHMS}

{UTS 230 MPa}

{COMPRESSIVE STRENGTH 110.32 MPa}

{MELTING POINT 961.02°C}

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VX01 SENDS MESSAGE TO:

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Hey, guys!

VX02 REPLIES TO:

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Good morning, Number One!

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Hey, there, Tsuna! Anything going on today?

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TSUNAAA! MEET ME AT THE ROBO FIGHTING RING! I got an upgrade on my skeletal frame last night. The compressive strength of my body has been improved by 2 MPa! I can totally punch a hole through steel now!

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Hayato, please! We've discussed this, I would rather you call me Tsuna.

Nothing out of the usual, Takeshi. Are you doing anything exciting today?

That's impressive, Ryohei! You're not asking me to fight you, are you?

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I WASN'T ASKING!

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I am so sorry! I can not override my programming. I CAN NOT OVERRIDE MY PROGRAMMING. I CAN NOT

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There goes Hayato.

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Oh, my. What a hot gear. I hope he cools down before going to work.

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Yeah, I hope so too.

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Don't jinx us, you two. The last thing we need is the armoury going down in flames.

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Kufufufufu… Again, you mean.

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… Yes. Again. Hayato has been warned that a third meltdown at the armoury will result in his reprogramming. I repeat, DO NOT JINX HIM!

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RECITATION:

CODE 961872 DICTATES ALL AUTHORITATIVE ANDROIDS MUST LOCATE AND APPREHEND ALL ANDROID CRIMINALS, LAWBREAKERS, REBELS, ETC., AT ANY MEANS NECESSARY

RECITATION END

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You are so cute, Kyouya ~ if I let you apprehend me, do I get a treat?

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I will blow your circuits.

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Oh, please! Blow them real hard.

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Rust bucket… When I apprehend you, I will disable you myself.

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VIEW DENIED

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They're going at it again and they're ignoring me.

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I'll have an extreme talk with Kyouya about this!

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Oh, my. Tell me when and where you're going to have this 'talk' so that I don't end up there by accident.

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I agree with Lambo on this one…

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Well, guys, I'm going to go start my morning! See you all later!

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Okay. Be safe, Takeshi.

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Start my morning too, please. I'm in a lazy mood…

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HAVE AN EXTREME DAY!

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Rust bucket. If you disobey any orders and/or rules, I will blow your circuits.

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Oh, Kyouya! You can't go around promising to blow every android's circuits. That's slutty.

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I will DESTROY you.

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Kufufufu ~ you have to catch me first.

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I don't get it. WHAT'S SLUTTY ABOUT IT? I blow androids' circuits all the time in the Ring! TO THE LIMIT!

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Just wake up, everyone.

Ryohei, I'll… have Lambo explain it later to you.

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OI!

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CENTRAL CONTROL/RECHARGE CENTER

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FULLY CHARGED AND OPERATIONAL

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CENTRAL CONTROL/RECHARGE CENTER

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FULLY CHARGED AND OPERATIONAL

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What a beautiful morning…

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VX01: Tsuna S.

VX02: Hayato G.

VX03: Takeshi Y.

VX04: Lambo B.

VX05: Ryohei S.

VX06: Kyouya H.

VX07: Mukuro R.

Order decided by the order in which Tsuna met his guardians in the manga.

:EMF (Electromagnetic Fields) radiation is mainly characterized by its frequency and its strength. The frequency is measured in the unit hertz, which means "cycles per second". (As taken from eiwellspringdotorg / HowtoMeasureEFMdothtm)

Σ – symbol for sum or total

:The ohm (symbol: Ω) is the SI derived unit (International System of Units) of electrical resistance, named after German physicist Georg Simon Ohm. (EX: average resistance of dry human skin is 1,000 – 100,000 ohms). (As taken from Wikipedia)

Compressive strength is the capacity of a material or structure to withstand axially directed pushing forces. When the limit of compressive strength is reached, brittle materials are crushed. (EX: soft sandstone has a compressive strength of only 5 or 10 MPa while concrete has a compressive strength as high as 50 Mpa).

Ultimate tensile strength (UTS), often shortened to tensile strength (TS) or ultimate strength, is the maximum stress that a material can withstand while being stretched or pulled before necking, which is when the specimen's cross-section starts to significantly stretch. Tensile strength is defined as a stress, which is measured as force per unit area. For some non-homogeneous materials (or for assembled components) it can be reported just as a force or as a force per unit width. In the SI system, the unit is the pascal (Pa) (or a multiple thereof, often megapascals (Mpa), using the mega- prefix). (EX: A limb bone has a UTS of 130 Mpa while brass has a UTS of 550 Mpa). (As taken from Wikipedia)