I don't own Bleach. I only own Michiru. I mean, I think she's hot! Oh whatever. R&R! (More chapters coming soon!) [EDIT: I apologize for my suckish writing as I was only a novice when I published this. Spare me your criticizm! :D]

"Michiru-sama…" "Yeah? What is it?" "Remember that soul? The pure one?" "That one? I remember it…wasn't that about a decade ago?" "Well, I was fascinated with it, so I watched over it…" "YOU WHAT?!" "I think the time has come…" "Hn. Open a portal. There's no time to waste." "Yes, Michiru-sama." A black, slick, hard cylinder was placed against Michiru's forehead. Her soul then cast off into the sky. "Good luck, Michiru."

My name is Ichigo Kurosaki. I'm 16 years old and I'm a 10th grader.

I'm 5'9" and I have orange hair. What most people couldn't guess about me is that I'm a shinigami. But I guess some people can guess that, too.

Ichigo was speechless. Literally. There were no words for what he just saw. There was hentai on his family's main computer. And he hadn't been searching for hentai. And his eyes were burning. There was only one person who could've done this.

"RUKIA!" Ichigo screamed angrily. "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" What made it really unbelievable was that it was hentai with mostly men (Wait, Ichigo looked at it long enough to notice that?). And the strangest thing was that the woman in the middle looked a lot like Rukia.

But Ichigo's virgin mind was suffering…and god, did it hurt.

Ichigo searched everywhere for her, then he went to his room. Well, he couldn't. The door was locked from the inside. Worst of all, there was no key that could open it from the outside. There wasn't even a keyhole! "Rukia, are you in there?! Open this damn door!" No response. "Rukia, what are you doing in there?" "Go away, baka!" It sounded a lot like Rukia's voice. It sounded muffled from the other side of the door, but Ichigo could tell she was crying. He sat down on the other side of the door.

"Did you see that?" Ichigo whispered to the other side of the door. "M-maybe." "Well someone drew it, and you know it wasn't me." Ichigo whispered back. "Yeah, you're right." Rukia chuckled. "You can't draw me that good, anyways." "RUKIA!" The door opened a crack. "Well, I'm glad you didn't draw it, because I trust you, Ichigo." Ichigo blushed. "But then, who did?" He asked.

Ichigo didn't sleep well that night. He was still thinking. Who knew Rukia that well to draw that picture? Most shinigami draw like Rukia.

Ichigo shivered thinking about a bunny hentai. It was just his thinking that prevented him from going to sleep. But what was Rukia doing, on the internet, and looking at a webpage? Ichigo tried to imagine the scenario.

Rukia typed in her name and searched for it, then came upon that. It's the most reasonable explanation, judging by how mad she was. I'm going to hunt down the person who drew that picture. And make them pay. Ichigo thought hard about this before he drifted off to sleep. He woke up in his inner world. "Yo, King! How's it going?" Hichigo said. "Wakey wakey!"

"Stop taunting me, I'm not feeling so good." "Who said I was taunting you? I'm trying to give you advice." Hichigo said, putting on a pair of glasses.

"Where'd you get those?"

"If you're really in love with Rukia, listen up." Hichigo said with a smirk. "Where the hell did that come from? I don't need your advice!" Ichigo protested. "But you still like her, right?" Ichigo blushed and shifted his view away from his hollow. He was already annoying as it was, and he didn't need to find another way.

"Ok, fine, I do like her." Ichigo admitted this to himself a short time ago. "Aha! I knew it!" "Shut up." Hichigo suddenly felt a strange reiatsu.

"King, you should go. Someone is coming." He suggested. "You mean Rukia?" Hichigo didn't reply, and as soon as Ichigo was transported into his inner world, he came out. Ichigo woke up in the real world, and he was confused. Why would his hollow give him advice? And who was coming? He didn't see anyone around. Then what did he mean?

Stay tuned! Add to your favs! Criticism is welcome! And Michiru technically isn't old enough to be hot. (Spoiler! Spoiler!) This is also my first published fanfiction! Enjoy! _