Okay, so this is like what happens to Percy that makes him go all like "Imma leavin y'all nowz" that I couldn't seem to write. It's just a list of what happens that makes him leave. I tried to write it, but I failed miserably. I finally just gave up and made a list. So here ya go!

The camp counselors are given immortality, and the campers are given the type of immortality the hunters have. (A/N Annabeth isn't camp counselor, I think)

Percy gets a new half-brother, Soren. (Woop woop)

Soren drowns Annabeth and blames it on Percy because he is jealous of his brothers fame

Everyone believes Soren and turns on Percy.

Percy is taken to Mount Olympus for a trail, and since they can't kill him, they kill his parents so he is entirely alone, and Hestia, after being asked to by Percy, takes away his immortality so he doesn't have to live all alone forever.

Percy attempts suicide by willing himself to drown

Anna, on a mission to recruit Percy, saves him at the last second

Okay, now I can write, because I have this stuff all down and mapped out in mah brain. There will be a bit more swearing in this chapter, sorry.

Percy's POV (Just after Anna saves Percy)

My sight was fuzzy as I slowly lifted my eyelids. I could hear the ocean roaring, along with the soft sound of a beautiful voice. Was I in Elysium? Did Hades believe me after all?

Then I noticed the beautiful voice happened to be spouting a string of frightening curse words. Nope. Not Elysium.

I still couldn't see very well, but I knew I was on a beach. Why wasn't I dead? I had willed the water inside me, so it would drown me without fail. What was going on?

Suddenly, an irritated voice cut through into my thoughts. "Finished napping, honey?"

A blurry image of what I was pretty sure was a girl hung over me. And, although I couldn't see her face, I could tell she was pretty pissed. But...why?

I was having a hard time registering the situation. "What-eurgh, wh-who are you?" My head hurt. The girl scowled at me, her eyes cutting through my forehead like they were knives, and spat.

"Who I am isn't important, at least right now" she said. The girl spat into the sand once again, quite unceremoniously, then continued. "What is important is the fact that you, Mr. 'I'm going to make a stupid-ass attempt at suicide,' need to get the sense knocked into that empty head of yours." She yanked me up so I was sitting, only to watch me fall back on my butt again. "Wimp! Sit the f*ck back up, you're Percy Jackson! I expected..." she paused and wrinkled her nose, "more of a hero."

"Hey!" I may have been woozy, but I knew an insult when I heard one. She waved me off and continued.

"For one thing, why the hell did you try to kill yourself anyway? 'I'm Percy Jackson, nobody loves me, I'm gonna drown myself, wa wa wa.' Well you're lucky I got here early, buddy, or you'd be dead as a bloody doorknob. Then Hades would just send you to punishment without a trial since he thinks your evil, and you'd be living in complete and utter misery for all frickin' eternity. ETERNITY! No Chaos Army for you, just the frickin' underworld. And look where we are now! You don't even know what the hell is going on, I'm seeing red, Chaos is probably having a fit, I mean, seriously! Don't you ever think about other people?"

"I-"

"Be lucky you're Percy Jackson, idiot, or I might've just let you drown and have you resurrected. You'd probably have water spewing out of your eyes all the time after that. I'd put in an order for the shittiest sign of resurrection they could give out."

She ranted for a few more minutes, and then grabbed me roughly by the arm. "Alright, Percy. Let's move it. Mona'll have my head if I'm late."

"What? No! I-I'm not going anywhe-eurgh, anywhere!" My head hurt worse from all that yelling this chick did.

She gave me a cutting glare, causing me to blanch visibly. "Ugh, you're so difficult! Gavdoll was so much easier!" (That's what she said) She sighed loudly, putting fire behind the breath, and spat again before speaking. You know, kid, you could just say, 'I sure am ready, Anna! Take me away!' I never get enough of those people. I always get the stubborn ones like you."

"I-"

"Let's just go. Shut up and hold on, Perseus Jackson!"

"Wait, no-"

The world spun in circles violently, like a wobbly Frisbee, and then everything went black.

I woke up someplace completely different.

I was in fairly large college campus-like place. There were blocks, like in a neighborhood, with all different sorts of domelike, circular buildings painted a shimmery, fantasy-like white color. The sky was a thoughtful navy, like the sea on a winters night, with so many stars and planets shining in it that it didn't need a sun to light it up. Dotted lines charted where there were constellations, and solid white ones labeled latitude and longitude like millions of golden gate bridges curving over it. The whole thing was like a huge astrological map hung in the sky. Through and around the glittering buildings, people, mostly teens and younger kids, filtered along, some dressed casually, some dressed formaly, some dressed like they were going into battle. Others were dressed in fashions from so long ago they'd been forgotten, with gowns from the Elizabethan age and togas from ancient Rome, and some were in nothing at all (ew, TMI).

I would've marveled at the sight if I weren't so nauseous. All I got out was "Eurgh."

"You like it?" The Anna chick smirked, the expression filled with unjustified hostility.

"I...y-yeah. I-" Oh god. Oh god. ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod.

I keeled over and choked out a thick string of puke, a full-thrown upchuck sure to follow. Anna's eyes widened before grabbing my torso and heaving me onto her shoulder and towards one of the dome-like buildings, shouting something at the top of her lungs. It sounded like some foreign language. (It was an alien language, btw)

"Zgyffghlyzzi! Grtffiqutti Mamba Mahue pryffghlrti! Dwyinrff!" She shouted nonsense at the people inside, and a strange, inhuman figure in a blue uniform hurried over with her colleagues in tow. It was here, dear reader, that I blacked out once again.

I'MDONEFINALLYOHGODTHISTOOKFOREVER.

There you go, fanfiction. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!