Considering that Artemis considers "Wow" an expletive, I thought it would be funny to poke him with a few slang words.
"I have told you time and time again, Holly. I don't need lessons on the Urban language."
Holly narrowed her eyes at him.
"Are you sure? I can bring your mother in on this. I'm sure she would love to see her baby boy"-Artemis blanched-"fitting in with the boys at St. Bartelby's. "
"I'm fine, thank you." He replied firmly, spinning around in his desk chair to finish his paper on Thermo Nuclear Astro Physics, which was his new obsession.
Holly shook her head sadly.
"Do you even know what a selfie is?"
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"Hint, it's an Anagram!"
Artemis glanced at Butler for help, only to find that his bodyguard was smirking behind his martial arts drugstore novel.
"Context clues will get you nowhere. I have better things to do then worry about the meaning of this "YOLO". "
Holly propped her boots up onto the glass coffee table and slowly flipped through a file on her portable screen.
"If you couldn't figure it out, then you could have just said so." She set the bait, waiting.
Three, two, one-" Yaks Originate Loosely in the Orient."
Holly cracked a smile.
"Second hint. This catchphrase doesn't seem to apply to you."
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Artemis looked scandalized, sitting stiffly in his chair, as he stared at Holly.
"I am aware that I won the debate, but I am afraid that I do not understand what you mean by saying that I posses "Total Pwnage."
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"You know, I think you should just ask her for help already." Butler commented, as they watched Holly's retreating figure disappear into the gloom.
Artemis considered it for a moment and shook his head.
"Never in a prior incident, nor in a future one, will I ever need to know what it means when I walk "swaggy."
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Holly snickered, enjoying watching Artemis squirm as he asked for her help.
"So, the diplomats daughter, the very girl you need to obtain the keys to the vault from, wants you to, and I quote, chill sometime, babe."
Artemis clenched his teeth and nodded, glaring fiercely at the camera.
Holly shook her head. "I don't know Artemis."
"Your career is riding on this you know." He shot back, and suddenly Holly was aware of the shiny pin on her uniform and how nice the heated helmet was in the winter.
"Alright." She sighed. "I'll be there on Monday with the flash cards. Oh and Artemis?" He raised his eyebrows.
"There's only two vowels in Pwnage."