Space Ghost: Welcome, fans to another edition of my show.
Zorak: Very original, Space Ghost!
Space Ghost: Huh? What do you mean?
Zorak: Every show, you start out the same way!
Space Ghost: Tough, Zorak.
Moltar: I think you guys should bring in the guest sometime today.
Space Ghost: Huh? Oh yeah! I knew that! Todays guest is a...
Zorak: What, Einstein?
Space Ghost: I think it says he pokes moms, or something.
Moltar: That's Pokemon, Space Ghost.
Zorak: Heh heh...
Space Ghost: Whatever! Please welcome Ask Ketchup!
Ash: Hey! It's Ash Ketchum!
Space Ghost: Whatever. Now, tell us, what do you do?
Ash: Well, I train things called Pokemon.
Zorak: Why do you do that?
Ash: Huh?
Zorak: Why would you want to do that?
Ash: Well, I have to!
Zorak: No, I can train things, but why not just sit home an watch "Saturday Night Live?"
Ash: Saturday Night Live?
Space Ghost: Yes........
Zorak: Where are you from, anyway?
Ash: Uhhhhh.....Japan........
Moltar: Than why do you speak English?
Ash: I don't know.
Moltar: That's not a good reason.
Brak: Hey, everbody!
Space Ghost: Hello, Brak.
Brak: Hello, Mr.Hat head! Do you have a potato I can use?
Zorak: He's talking to you, Ash.
Ash: Why would I have a potato?
Brak: Is that your final answer?
Ash: What? What was the question?
Brak: It's not polite to chew with your mouth closed.
Ash: It isn't? I thought it was vice versa........
Brak: Hello!
Ash: Right............
Space Ghost: Brak, we're in the middle of a show. We need you to leave.
Brak: Okey Dokey. But remember, I still need a potato!
Zorak: Sorry you had to see that.
Ash: It's okay.....Does anybody have some Asprin?
Space Ghost*tossing medicine*: Here's some.
Ash*gulping pills*: Thanks.
Space Ghost: Don't mention it. Now, tell us, do you have friends?
Ash: Yeah, I know a boy named Brock and a girl named Misty.
Zorak: Those names suck!
Ash: Excuse me?
Zorak: Those names are stupid! I mean, Brock and Misty! HA! That's even worse than your nam-
A Charizard comes to Zorak and roasts him.
Zorak: Owwwwww!
Ash: Sorry, but you made me mad.
Space Ghost: Thank you.
Ash: Welcome.
Space Ghost: Now, I thought it would be maybe a good idea to bring in you two friends.
Ash: How will they get here?
Space Ghost: Well, I sort have tricked Brak into getting them.
ON THE ROAD................
Brak: Got my potato, looking for friends. Got my potato, looking for friends.
Brak was driving along on a road in Japan, when he screeched to a halt in front of two kids, one with orange hair, and one with brown.
Brock: Who are you?
Brak: I don't know, who am I?
Misty: What?
Brak: Your friend sent me. You need to hop in my truck.
The two sat down in the back seat, and Brak started drving again.
Brak: Hey! Let's sing a song!
Brock: What song?
Brak: Say my name, say my name!
Misty: Destiny's child!lets sing some-
Brak: Bye bye bye!
Brock: N'sync-
Brak: That makes you Larger than life!
Brock: This is going to be long car trip.
BACK IN SPACE............
Ash: Wait a second........
Space Ghost: What?
Ash: We're in space. How are my friends going to-
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........................SMASH!!!!!
A rocketship fell threw the ceiling, and Brock, Misty, and Brak got out.
Brock: That hurt.
Brak: At least my potato is okay!
Misty: RRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Ash: Oh, hi guys.
Zorak: Yeah, so how are you two *boys* doing? Heh he he!
Misty stormed up to him, and hit him on the head with a mallet.
Zorak: Owwwwww again!
Space Ghost: That'll do, Zorak. Take seats you two.
Brock: Much better.
Space Ghost: So, do you do the same things that your friend does?
Brock: Kind of.
Space Ghost: What do you mean, "Kind of"?
Brock: Well, I mean we all shoot towards different goals in life. I want to breed Pokemon.
Space Ghost: So you take one kind of Pokemon and make more?
Brock: No, I just study their habbits and make them look nice.
Zorak: Then you're a groomer, you idiot!
Brock: Not in my world.
Space Ghost: Whatever. Now, what does your other friend do?
Misty: I pretty much do the same as Ash, except I don't want to waste all of my time with badges.
Ash: So now do you understand what I do, Zorak?
Zorak: Clearly.
Brak: What's my age again?
Brock: Stop that!!!
Brak: Okles. How old are you?
Brock: I'm-
Brak: Is that your final answer?
Broc: Wait, you didn't even ask me a question!
Brak: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Ash: Ignore him Brock. He did this to me.
Space Ghost: BRAK!
He left the room cart wheeling.
Space Ghost: Now, we only have a few minutes left. Show us, what does a Pokemon look like?
Ash trew a Pokeball and Pikachu popped out.
Zorak: HE HE HE! That thin is so ugly!
Pikachu: Pika pika, cha.
Space Ghost: What did he say?
Ash: He said "You're going to get it now, Mantis Face".
Zorak: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu sent bolts of lightning at him, and he was fried to a crisp.
Space Ghost: Well, that's all the time we have today.
The three left in the burnt, crashed space ship. They were gone in the blink of an eye.
Space Ghost: I hope you learned your lesson, Zorak.
Zorak: Yeah....
Mewtwo: Humans, My name is Mewtwo, the most powerfull Pokemon of all. I have come to be on your show.
Zorak: Uh-oh.
THE END