My last FMA fic diddn't have to much fan Japanese in it because they don't speak Japanese in FMA-world. They do here!

(Also, I left all of the horrifics (chan, kun, san) out on purpose, because it gets old after a wile.)

(Fan) Japanese guide:

Honto arigatou: Thank you truthfully, thank you for real, ect.
Oi: Hey!
Itai: Ouch!
Shinigami: Literally it means "God of Death", But Viz translated it to mean "Soul reaper." Because Viz is evil.
Anou: Usualy it means 'That', but in the context of my stories, it shall always mean "um..."
Oke: Okay, OK, O.K. I think you get it...
Wakate: I know, I understand, I comprehend. Usually "I know", though...
Ara!: Oh! Usually when surprised...
Rukia could not hear the world over the noise.

"Hyaaaa!"

Clash!

Rukia could only roll her eyes.

"Oi! Rukia! Why don't you join us down here? If must have been ages since you used your soul-cutter!" Abarai Renji called up to his friend. He then spun around and hit his opponent, Kira Izuru, with a swift Zabimaru-strike to the face.

"Itai! Renji! That- Wha!" Kira ducked under another strike.

Rukia chortled.

"This is a friendly match! Stop trying to kill me!" Kira retreated, and then attempted to rush Renji.

Renji hit him on the head with the blunt side of his blade.

"That's just mean!"

Clash!

"Whaoooa!"

Rukia smiled and slid off the roof. Landing quietly, she sneaked away. It was... It was good to be home.

"Well... what should we do, then, Captain Kuchiki, you seem to know everything..." Captain Zaraki was so loud, Rukia accidentally heard him through the wall she was passing by.

"I do not know everything, but I do have a suggestion." Captain Kuchiki quietly mumbled something that sounded a lot like 'low-class idiot'.

"And what is your idea?" Captain Komamura's booming voice sounded.

"Let the vice-captains of squads three, five and nine become the captains of their squads." Byakuya's usual calm voice was countered by generous words "The next seat will then become vice captain and so-forth. It is the easiest way to replace the captains who..." He paused, "...Left."

Hitsugaya grunted, "It is a good idea. Shall we put it into motion?"

Rukia could hear several people, other captains, grumbling in agreement.

"Now, onto another matter, Kuchiki Rukia, will we allow her to become a shinigami again?" Captain Ukitate asked.

Rukia did not want to listen to the conversation any more. At this point it would be considered eavesdropping and not an accident because of the magnitude of Captain Zaraki's voice.

Rukia sighed. Kira and Hisagi would soon be captains. She gasped. Hinamori would also be a captain, if she survived her majorinjury. Rukia was happy for them.

"Honto Arigatou." She whispered to herself.

"Oi! Oi! Rukia! Where's that Yamada guy?" Renji ran up behind Rukia, scattering her thoughts.

"Anou... Why do you need him? You can't spar wi-" and that's when Rukia spotted Kira, hiding behind Renji. He was holding his hands over his right eye, a bit of blood splattered on his hands.

"RENJI! WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"Eh, heh, well, He didn't dodge in time... and..."

"Whatever, I'll get Hanatarou, you two idiots stay put!"

"Oke, Oke, sorry, Rukia!"

"Say sorry to him!"

"Sorry, Kira!"

"She's scary." Kira stated.

"I know." Renji nodded.

Maybe I'll do the next chapter at Ichigo's house, if there is a second chapter. Hn...

Ara! Thank you Bleach 7! Without your captains guide, I would have never been able to remember all of the character's names!

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