Deadly times chapter 1: May snaps.

Warning: This is my first attempt at this type of thing, and the darkest thing I've ever written.

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon. I also don't own the kids who shows up at the very end of the chapter.

A group of travelers were coming into Lilycove City. This group consisted of Ash, Misty, Brock, Tracey, Hiro, Crystal, Brendan, and May. Just as soon as they got into town, they found themselves surrounded by members of Team Aqua and Team Magma. "Who's side are you on, kiddies? Side with Magma and you die." Archie said. "Don't you dare side with those Team Aqua assholes." Maxie yelled.

Ash was just about to draw a Pokeball, when out of nowhere everyone's favorite bumbling idiots show up. "Not those morons again." May yelled. She had an incredibly pissed-off look in her eyes, as if she wanted to kill them.

"Prepare for trouble." Jesse said as usual. "And make it..." James was cut off by someone yelling "shut the hell up." It was May.

"How dare you interrupt us in the middle of our motto." Jesse yelled. "We've all heard it ten million times already. You guys need to shut the fuck up once in a while." May responded. "I hope you've written your will. You're going to need it, little girl." James yelled as he pulled out a gun. May, however, stole the gun from James and shot Jessie right in the temple.

"Jessie, no. Why did you have to die? I'll avenge you." James said as he grabbed Jessie's gun. Brendan, however, stole the gun this time and shot Maxie in the heart, then shot Archie in the eye while May shot James in the lungs. All three died before they hit the ground.

"You people have been annoying the shit out of me for a while, but now you'll all die." May said evilly. "May, what are you doing? Stop this mad..." Crystal was shot before she could finish. "That was for being a stupid slut" May laughed.

"May, don't do this. What's your problem?" Hiro asked. May shot Ash, Misty, Brock, Tracey, and Hiro in the back of the head. Then she went after Pikachu with a knife and stabbed him to death. May then turned her head towards Brendan.

"Brendan, now it's your turn to die. If you hadn't remained ignorant to my love, I wouldn't have done any of this." May said. "But, May, I just don't know how to express my feelings for you. I love you, May. I've loved you since we first met on Route 103."Brendan responded. "Oh, Brendan, what have we done?" May cried. "Why should we stop here?" Brendan asked. "We'll be killed if we stop moving."

And, with that, May and Brendan managed to take over Lilycove city, then all of Hoenn, then Johto, then Kanto, and soon, the whole universe. They ruled as the emperor and empress of the universe.

(Many years later.)

"Well, dear children, here's the list of the people you are to take out tonight. I think you'll be pleased with at least one person on the list, daughter." May said. Both of the kids took a look at their lists. "Trust me, I'll be happy to kill him." May's daughter responded with her well known accent. "Now go, kids." Brendan said.

"You really should learn to just kill, instead of stealing their valuables, too." The daughter told her brother. "Hey, I'm good at it, so why shouldn't I swipe some cash too, and would you please stop with the accent, it's annoying." Her brother responded. "Like your bird is." She replied. "Well, I'll see you when we're both done, huh?" "Yep. Well, be careful." "You too."

Well, I'm not telling you who either of the kids are yet. I gave you some hints, but I'm not revealing the girl's identity until chapter three, and the boy's until chapter 5. Please R/R.