Why Did The Chicken?

by ShakNali

Some answers to that age-old question from the characters, inspired by Haiza Tyri. I don't own the characters or the chicken.

Quantum Leap:

Sam: Oh boy. Am I here to stop the chicken from crossing the road or to help it get across?

Al: You know, that chicken reminds me of my third - or was it fourth? - wife…

Ziggy: There is a 77% probability that the chicken will not make it across the road.