"So, what do you want?" Izuku asked.
"I think I'll take baked eels." Ochako replied.
"That's funny, I was thinking about ordering the same thing."
"That's not even remotely funny, you piece of shit."
A waiter approached them and took out a small notepad.
"Have you decided, you little shits?" he asked.
Izuku cleared his throat and looked the waiter straight in the eye.
"Listen, cracker. We would like to place two orders for baked eels. Did you note that, motherfucker? Now get the fuck out of here, before I kill your white ass."
The waiter ran away.
"Wow, you were so brave." Ochako applauded.
"Maybe a little BJ after dinner?" Izuku asked.
"Keep dreaming, you fucking loser."
They waited for a couple of minutes, and after that, their meal arrived.
"Thank you." Izuku said, smiling, and then he looked at his plate. His smile disappeared immediately.
"Umm, excuse me?" Izuku called the waiter.
"Hmm?"
"This is not a baked eel, this is just a big fucking black cock served on a plate."
"Yeah, what the fuck?" Ochako added.
The waiter smiled gently.
"Sir, didn't you know? Baked eel is western American dialect for Big Black Cock." He said.
"No I didn't, what the fuck, give me my fucking eel right now."
"No."
Izuku and Ochako, full of rage, melded into one terrifying monster, which destroyed the entire restaurant with a single fart. Then the monster ran towards Poland, leaving a trace of shit behind it, and when it arrived, it summoned a rain of hellfire, destroying the whole country. After that, Earth exploded and everybody died.
The End
By the way, I visited your mom last night and she really enjoyed my entire arm being forced down her asshole ;)