This story is typed in a weird format. I am taking it out of a chat I had
with some friends. Some stuff may be inside jokes. Some of it may be
seemingly random, so ignore it. You can tell by some "lol" stuff that it
was from a chat. The word "Weener" is an inside joke. It was just a word
we randomly said for the fun of it.
Anyway, now I'll tell you which screen names go with which real names.
friggingenius1 - ME, the author, Ronnie
The Dragon Chica - Natalie (could call her co-writer)
Equations19 - Paul (kinda just there)
BethanyL2002 - Bethany (knows nothing about what we are talking about)
DreDogg49 - Colin (added in some great insight throughout the story)
The mention of "Doug" at the end is explained at the end. He didn't talk.
Next, I just wanna say that all characters are not my property. Most of them are from many separate Final Fantasy games. Maybe other games, I can't remember who all I typed in there.
Ok, now to explain how this started. We were talking about what kinda computers we have, and then what I said started it all. Here goes:
friggingenius1: it won't matter, the US will be a third world, non-computer country in 13 years
The Dragon Chica: Lol
friggingenius1: then the Ethiopian's that stole all our technology will wage an all out war on the world
The Dragon Chica: lol
Equations19: umm...ok
The Dragon Chica: (He's delusional, don't mind him)
BethanyL2002: haha
friggingenius1: and the Japanese video game industry will go belly up because the US can't afford games anymore
The Dragon Chica: That's nice, Ronnie . . . . lol
friggingenius1: and Ethiopia bombed Squaresoft
Equations19: without square, there are few good video games
The Dragon Chica: They better not or they'd hafta answer to ME, let me tell ya
friggingenius1: then they bomb Sony
The Dragon Chica: I'm surprised Microsoft hasn't been mentioned yet
friggingenius1: then Bill Gates will make a deal with the Ethiopians
The Dragon Chica: LOL I guess that's why
Equations19: bill gates=my hero
friggingenius1: and Microsoft will guide their Ethiopian missles
friggingenius1: and they'll blow themselves up because of bugs in the Windows Missle Guider system
Equations19: they wouldn't run it on windows
friggingenius1: well it wouldn't matter, the bugs in the Microsoft Missle Guider
The Dragon Chica: I have a PSX, N64, Gameboy, Nintendo, Sega, Super Nintendo
BethanyL2002: geez
Equations19: i'm perfectly happy with all my MS products
BethanyL2002: you're all some big game geeks!
The Dragon Chica: Oh yeah? Well you're just a GEEK!
DreDogg49: what's wrong with that
BethanyL2002: haha I am not
The Dragon Chica: Video game players are good people
DreDogg49: geek music rocks
BethanyL2002: I didn't say they weren't
The Dragon Chica: lol yeah
Equations19: i'm a geek
DreDogg49: weezer baby, yeah
friggingenius1: anyway, after Bill Gates' faulty program ends Ethiopian power, we take him back and elect him pres.
BethanyL2002: haha
The Dragon Chica: lol
BethanyL2002: true, geek music is good
friggingenius1: then, he is assassinated by the owner of Nintendo Inc.
The Dragon Chica: lol
friggingenius1: and we elect HIM president
DreDogg49: shigeru myamato
The Dragon Chica: lol
DreDogg49: he's a funny little japanese dude
friggingenius1: and he is assassinated by disgruntled former employees of Squaresoft
The Dragon Chica: He's cool!!
DreDogg49: NO!!!!!
The Dragon Chica: lol
DreDogg49: not myamato-san!
The Dragon Chica: LOL
DreDogg49: then I kill the squaresoft guys for that
DreDogg49: and i'm president
The Dragon Chica: I'd throw myself in front of the bullet rather than see him die
friggingenius1: and these employees make the first lifesize virtual Final Fantasy game
Equations19: it better be ff7
The Dragon Chica: Hey actually that sounds pretty neat . . .
friggingenius1: and it gets out of hand and becomes real
The Dragon Chica: Lol
Equations19: i'd spend all my life savings to be in a virtual ff7 game
DreDogg49: jeez ronnie
The Dragon Chica: Yeah, that's rock
The Dragon Chica: that'd*
friggingenius1: and all the monsters from all 19 FF games made come to life
The Dragon Chica: Uh . . . . . .
The Dragon Chica: That wouldn't
The Dragon Chica: Could we cast spells and crap??
Equations19: then cloud comes in and kicks some ass, then i leave and go to bed, bye all
The Dragon Chica: lol
The Dragon Chica: G'night Paul
BethanyL2002: bye paul
friggingenius1: and then a group consisting of a spikey headed guy with a big sword, a monkey boy, a knight, a pilot,
Equations19: and i cast Ultima
Equations19 has left the room.
friggingenius1: and a bartender all emerge as the new US Army
The Dragon Chica: LOL
The Dragon Chica: Ronnie, you are having way too much fun here, lol
friggingenius1: THEN...
BethanyL2002: oooook
BethanyL2002: you all lost me
The Dragon Chica: (Hey, how come Doogie hasn't said anything yet?)
BethanyL2002: he forgot again
The Dragon Chica: Sorry Bethany, it's a Final Fantasy thing
friggingenius1: a weird evil-laughing guy, a tree, a genome soldier gone wrong, and a man/woman emerge as
friggingenius1: the Ethiopian Army
The Dragon Chica: LOL
The Dragon Chica: Is the evil-laughing guy Kefka?
friggingenius1: yeah
The Dragon Chica: Lol okay, that's what I thought
friggingenius1: THEN...
The Dragon Chica: Hey, Kuja's a GUY!
The Dragon Chica: He's just in touch with his feminine self
friggingenius1: a bunch of giant chickens come in and become the vehicles of the New US Army
The Dragon Chica: LOL
friggingenius1: THEN...
The Dragon Chica: HEY, you left out the airships!!
The Dragon Chica: Ya gotta have airships in there somewhere
friggingenius1: the chickens start whispering and later they have baby giant chickens that are red, blue, green, and
friggingenius1: gold
The Dragon Chica: LOL
friggingenius1: THEN...
friggingenius1: crap, can't say some stuff, spoilers....
The Dragon Chica: (You left out black, dude)
friggingenius1: yeah, I couldn't fit any more colors and just figured oh well
The Dragon Chica: Oh well
friggingenius1: anyway.... THEN...
The Dragon Chica: Hmm. . . . and I see I really DID get the whispering part O_O
friggingenius1: you get it, but you don't understand exactly why we said it
The Dragon Chica: Okay okay whatever. And THEN . . .?
friggingenius1: ok, THEN....
BethanyL2002: lol it just took you forever!
friggingenius1: a giant walking red robot thingy pops up and kills everything on the US Army's side
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: LOL DAMMIT RONNIE GET TO THE AIRSHIPS ALREADY
friggingenius1: a red bird thingy appears out of nowhere and burns the red robot and brings the US Army back to life
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: lol
friggingenius1: they get in an airship
The Dragon Chica: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: they get out of the airship
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: NO!!
friggingenius1: they get on one of the golden chickens
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: they dig and find a Hawaiian shirt
The Dragon Chica: LOL
friggingenius1: actually SEVEN Hawaiian shirts
The Dragon Chica: No, they find SEVEN
The Dragon Chica: YEAH
friggingenius1: and other assorted tropical gear
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: HEY, PUT SOMETHING ABOUT A LADY WITH A WHIP IN THERE, WOULD YA?
friggingenius1: a weird pink snowman looking thingy with a red ball on it's head asks you to save (he's a priest)
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: lol
friggingenius1: a TEACHER with a WHIP comes out as the general for the US Army
The Dragon Chica: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
The Dragon Chica: WOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
friggingenius1: THEN...
The Dragon Chica: YOU CAN'T FORGET CAIT SITH, EITHER!!
DreDogg49: i'm back!
The Dragon Chica: He's a KITTY
DreDogg49: woo hoo!
The Dragon Chica: WB, Colin!
BethanyL2002: they're telling some wierd story
BethanyL2002: I tuned out
The Dragon Chica: CAIT SITH WOO HOO KITTY KITTY YEAH
The Dragon Chica: MENTION THE KITTY, RONNIE, MENTION THE KITTY
friggingenius1: a cat riding on top of a giant stuffed animal comes in as a US Army spy
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
The Dragon Chica: HE MENTIONED THE KITTY, COLIN, HE MENTIONED THE KITTY!!!
friggingenius1: THEN...
DreDogg49: i see
friggingenius1: Mr. T. loses his arm and has to quit the A-Team and graft a machine gun on his arm
The Dragon Chica: LOL
The Dragon Chica: DON'T FORGET NANAKI EITHER!!!!
friggingenius1: THEN...
The Dragon Chica: YOU GOTTA MENTION THE OTHER KITTY
friggingenius1: I thought he was a dog
The Dragon Chica: WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPS?
The Dragon Chica: NO, HE
The Dragon Chica: HE'S A KITTY
The Dragon Chica: Kinda like a lion, only not
BethanyL2002: lol I don't know why you are
friggingenius1: ok, I thought he was like a wolf
The Dragon Chica: HE'S A KITTY. MENTION THE KITTY
friggingenius1: but a lion makes more since
friggingenius1: ANYWAY...
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: the US Army goes on R&R time around a campfire in the mountains where they meet....
The Dragon Chica: THEY MEET NANAKI, THE KITTY WITH THE HEADDRESS!!!!
friggingenius1: an old professor and his grandson, a talking lion type thingy
DreDogg49: weener
The Dragon Chica: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
friggingenius1: THEN....
BethanyL2002: lol
friggingenius1: they all yell "WEENER"
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: LOL
The Dragon Chica: NOW MENTION THE AIRSHIP AGAIN!
friggingenius1: everyone on the US Army seems to be involved directly with God's greater plan for all life
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: AND HOW ABOUT THE WEAPONS???
The Dragon Chica: YOU CAN'T FORGET THE WEAPONS
friggingenius1: since the chicken's are tired, they get on an airship
The Dragon Chica: YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
friggingenius1: (I already mentioned a WEAPON)
The Dragon Chica: Oh yeah, I forgot
The Dragon Chica: Tee hee ^_^
friggingenius1: anyway, THEN.....
The Dragon Chica: (The red robot thingy?)
DreDogg49: weener
friggingenius1: they fly their airship to a Colesseum to fight for rare treasures
friggingenius1: and they win a card that says "WEENER" on it
The Dragon Chica: YEAH, AND THEY GET OMNISLASH
The Dragon Chica: Lol
friggingenius1: no, not yet
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: WHERE'S THE MAGIC???
friggingenius1: they go to an Amusement park in the middle of a quicksand desert
The Dragon Chica: YOU GOTTA HAVE THE MAGIC
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: AND THERE'S A PRISON THERE
The Dragon Chica: AND A WEAPON THINGY. YOU CAN'T FORGET THE WEAPON THINGY.
friggingenius1: they find some rocks left in the seat of the roller coaster and they put them in their weapons
friggingenius1: weapon thingy??
The Dragon Chica: YEAH, RUBY!
friggingenius1: oh, ok, THEN....
friggingenius1: as they are flying away from the amusement park, the red robot from before pops up out of the desert
The Dragon Chica: WOOO HOOOOOOO!!!!
friggingenius1: THEN...
The Dragon Chica: OKAY, HERE'S WHERE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND COMES IN!!!!
friggingenius1: Twelve robot knights come in and KILL IT
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAW!!!
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: NOW HOW ABOUT THAT AIRSHIP AGAIN???
friggingenius1: they get out of the airship and into a submarine
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: AND THEN THEY MEET EMERALD WEAPON!! YOU CAN'T FORGET HIM!!!!
friggingenius1: they see a big white robot thingy and get out of the submarine
The Dragon Chica: White???
The Dragon Chica: Je
The Dragon Chica: He's GREEN
friggingenius1: sorry, the tint from the water I thought he was white
friggingenius1: or maybe I just forgot...
friggingenius1: it's been too long....
friggingenius1: anyway... THEN....
The Dragon Chica: AND NOW THE KNIGHTS AGAIN!!!
friggingenius1: they could somehow breathe underwater because one of those rocks they found
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: the Twelve Knights came in and ALMOST KILLED IT
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: *is on the edge of her seat by now, screaming* AND THEN?????
friggingenius1: the spikey headed guy hit it like 50 times in 10 seconds with his HUGE sword
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
The Dragon Chica: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
The Dragon Chica: THEN . . . . ?
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: HOW ABOUT CID????
The Dragon Chica: YOU GOTTA MENTION CID. YOU GOTTA!!!
friggingenius1: they got back to land and found a city with a big rocket in it
The Dragon Chica: THE ONE THAT SMOKES
friggingenius1: (cid is already with them)
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAH!!!
friggingenius1: remember, I mentioned a pilot
The Dragon Chica: YEAH, BUT I WANNA HEAR MORE ABOUT CID
The Dragon Chica: AND THEN??
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: the foul-mouthed smoking pilot gets in his Tiny Bronco and tries to fly to Ethiopia to bomb them
The Dragon Chica: WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO GO CID YEEEEEEEAH
friggingenius1: and everyone else hangs on the wings
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: a troop of Ethiopian soldiers SHOOT THE PLANE DOWN
The Dragon Chica: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
friggingenius1: BUT....
DreDogg49: weener
friggingenius1: they all live
The Dragon Chica: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
friggingenius1: and they yell "WEENER"
The Dragon Chica: AND THEN THEY KICK ETHIOPIAN BUTT!!!!!!!!!!
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: lol
friggingenius1: they float around on their plane for a while as a boat until.....
The Dragon Chica: NOW YOU GOTTA MENTION THE TEMPLE!!!!
friggingenius1: they find a pyramid
The Dragon Chica: YOU CAN'T FORGET THE TEMPLE OF THE ANCIENTS. YOU CAN'T!!
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEEEEAH!
The Dragon Chica: AND THEN??
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: they all go in and get lost and separated when......
The Dragon Chica: HOW ABOUT THAT BLACK MATERIA?? YOU GOTTA REMEMBER THAT
friggingenius1: A CHEF WITH NO GENDER helps them by cooking and they all follow the smell
The Dragon Chica: (Colin, have you ever actually played FF7 before? lol)
The Dragon Chica: LOL
The Dragon Chica: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO QUINA YEEEEEEEAH
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: WHAT ABOUT VIVI???
friggingenius1: the Genderless Chef EATS THE MONKEY BOY
The Dragon Chica: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
friggingenius1: THEN....
BethanyL2002: noooooooo not monkey boy!
BethanyL2002: lol
The Dragon Chica: DAMMIT WHY'D YOU HAFTA DO THAT TO ZIDANE??????
The Dragon Chica: RONNIE YOU SUCK
friggingenius1: he regurgetates him
friggingenius1: and he's ok
friggingenius1: just a little messy
The Dragon Chica: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
friggingenius1: BUT, his TAIL IS MISSING
The Dragon Chica: AND THEN HE BEATS QUINA INTO SUBMISSION FOR INSUBORDINATION
The Dragon Chica: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE TAIL THAT'S HIS BEST FEATURE!!!!!
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: he notices his tail wasn't missing, it was just crammed inside his pants leg
The Dragon Chica: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY !!!!
friggingenius1: THEN....
BethanyL2002: lol
The Dragon Chica: NOW HOW ABOUT VIVI?? YOU HAVEN'T MENTIONED VIVI YET!!!!!
friggingenius1: a faceless boy in a blue robe and pointed hat comes in and BURNS DOWN THE PYRAMID with magic
The Dragon Chica: YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!
friggingenius1: and they pick up a shiny black rock they found
The Dragon Chica: AND NOW FOR THE BLACK MATERIA. YOU CAN'T FORGET THAT
The Dragon Chica: WOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!
The Dragon Chica: AND NOW METEOR!!!
friggingenius1: and the spiky headed guy gets POSSESSED
The Dragon Chica: BUT FIRST, YOU GOTTA HAVE THE SEPHIROTH MIND CONTROL THING
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: NO WAIT NOT CLOUD NOOOOOOOO HE'S TOO COOL TO BE POSSESSED
friggingenius1: the possessor shows up as a gray haired guy with a long thin sword and a black robe thingy
friggingenius1: THEN.....
The Dragon Chica: NOW FIT STEINER IN THERE SOMEWHERE AND I'LL BE HAPPY
friggingenius1: the faceless magic boy sends FLARE magic to the knights sword and he SCARES AWAY THE POSSESSOR
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
The Dragon Chica: BUT NOT BEFORE STEINER AND SEPHY COMPARE SWORDS AND THEY'RE LIKE "WOO, NICE SWORD YA GOT THERE"
friggingenius1: THEN...
friggingenius1: lol, yeah
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: they get back in the airship and fly to a small ice island
The Dragon Chica: YES YES YES THE AIRSHIP WOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!
friggingenius1: but nothing happens...
friggingenius1: SO....
The Dragon Chica: AND NOW TERRA. YOU CAN'T FORGET TERRA MAN!!!!!!
The Dragon Chica: OH NO WHAT DO THEY DO NEXT????
friggingenius1: they drop the Bartender and the Spikey Head inside a TORNADO....
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: AND THEY DROP THE KITTY IN THE HEADDRESS AND THE BLACK GUY IN THE VOLCANO!!!!!
friggingenius1: they drop the Knight and faceless boy in an EARTHQUAKE
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: AND THEN THEY DROP THIS RAT CHICK AND THIS BIG GUY WITH RED HAIR INTO THE WATER!!!!!!!
friggingenius1: they drop armless Mr. T and the talking red cat in a VOLCANO
friggingenius1: THEN...
BethanyL2002: when did mr. t come in???
friggingenius1: (they weren't here though)
BethanyL2002: I missed that
The Dragon Chica: YOU CAN'T LEAVE OUT FREYA AND AMARANT!!!!!
friggingenius1: they just haven's showed up yet
DreDogg49: mr. t! woo hoo!
friggingenius1: THEN.....
The Dragon Chica: Lol (He's talkin' about Barret, a FF7 character)
The Dragon Chica: (He's a big black guy who talks and looks like Mr. T)
BethanyL2002: oooh
The Dragon Chica: SO ANYWAY, AND THEN?????
BethanyL2002: then that's not cool
friggingenius1: they drop Monkey Boy and the he/she Chef in a WHIRLPOOL
BethanyL2002: it's not the real mr. t
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEEEEAH!!!!
friggingenius1: but in MY story, it is Mr. T
The Dragon Chica: Lol
The Dragon Chica: OKAY OKAY AND THEN?????
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: NOW YOU GOTTA MENTION SOMETHING ABOUT THE LITTLE HORNY KID!!!!!!
friggingenius1: they all kill some monstery guys at the SAME TIME
The Dragon Chica: WHO TALKS TO AMINALS
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: they all get back in the AIRSHIP
The Dragon Chica: THE AIRSHIP YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
friggingenius1: little horny kid that talks to animals???
The Dragon Chica: Yeah, Eiko!
friggingenius1: oh yeah, duh
The Dragon Chica: YOU CAN'T FORGET HER!!!!
friggingenius1: not really animals though, just pink snowmen with red balled antenna
The Dragon Chica: WELL SHE TALKS TO SUMMONS, TOO
The Dragon Chica: And they're AMINALS
friggingenius1: well not ALL aminals, but I get what you mean
friggingenius1: anyway... THEN....
The Dragon Chica: And Ronnie, I'm sorry, but I gotta go now :-(
friggingenius1: now???
The Dragon Chica: I so wish I could sick around, but mom told me to get off. I have 2 minutes
friggingenius1: I'm not done with the story yet...
The Dragon Chica: BUT PLEASE YA GOTTA MENTION THE AIRSHIP AGAIN BEFORE I GO. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!
friggingenius1: well.... um... THEN.... they all kill the Ethiopians and get in the AIRSHIP and fly away into the
friggingenius1: sunset
The Dragon Chica: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
The Dragon Chica: WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Dragon Chica: GREAT STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
friggingenius1: THE END
friggingenius1: *takes a breath*
The Dragon Chica: That beat any DBZ storyline I ever saw!!!!! ^_^
friggingenius1: *ending credits*
The Dragon Chica: WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO!!!!!
The Dragon Chica: WITH MUSIC
friggingenius1: Written by RONNIE
The Dragon Chica: CATCHY CREDITS MUSIC
friggingenius1: characters by RONNIE
friggingenius1: *One Winged Angel punk remix starts up*
The Dragon Chica: WITH ANNOYING INTERJECTIONS BY NATALIE
The Dragon Chica: ^_^
friggingenius1: audience by Natalie, Bethany, Colin, and silent Doug
friggingenius1: this story brought to you by...
friggingenius1: WEENER
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEAH I'M IN THE CREDITS WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
friggingenius1: soundtrack: typing sounds- ME
The Dragon Chica: Lol
The Dragon Chica: AND SPECIAL THANKS TO NATALIE FOR BEING THE ANNOYING HECKLER FROM THE SIDELINES
friggingenius1: lol, yeah Special Thanks to: Natalie, for TALKING DURING THE MOVIE
friggingenius1: and giving away the storyline before it happened
The Dragon Chica: LOL
BethanyL2002: lol
The Dragon Chica: YAAAAAAY I TRY MAN, I TRY
The Dragon Chica: GOODNIGHT!
The Dragon Chica has left the room.
friggingenius1: and special thanks to Bethany for listening through it and probably being confused the whole time
BethanyL2002: yup
BethanyL2002: very much so
friggingenius1: and special thanks to Colin for his random shouts of WEENER
friggingenius1: and special thanks to Doug for not talking at ALL during the story
Fin
Anyway, now I'll tell you which screen names go with which real names.
friggingenius1 - ME, the author, Ronnie
The Dragon Chica - Natalie (could call her co-writer)
Equations19 - Paul (kinda just there)
BethanyL2002 - Bethany (knows nothing about what we are talking about)
DreDogg49 - Colin (added in some great insight throughout the story)
The mention of "Doug" at the end is explained at the end. He didn't talk.
Next, I just wanna say that all characters are not my property. Most of them are from many separate Final Fantasy games. Maybe other games, I can't remember who all I typed in there.
Ok, now to explain how this started. We were talking about what kinda computers we have, and then what I said started it all. Here goes:
friggingenius1: it won't matter, the US will be a third world, non-computer country in 13 years
The Dragon Chica: Lol
friggingenius1: then the Ethiopian's that stole all our technology will wage an all out war on the world
The Dragon Chica: lol
Equations19: umm...ok
The Dragon Chica: (He's delusional, don't mind him)
BethanyL2002: haha
friggingenius1: and the Japanese video game industry will go belly up because the US can't afford games anymore
The Dragon Chica: That's nice, Ronnie . . . . lol
friggingenius1: and Ethiopia bombed Squaresoft
Equations19: without square, there are few good video games
The Dragon Chica: They better not or they'd hafta answer to ME, let me tell ya
friggingenius1: then they bomb Sony
The Dragon Chica: I'm surprised Microsoft hasn't been mentioned yet
friggingenius1: then Bill Gates will make a deal with the Ethiopians
The Dragon Chica: LOL I guess that's why
Equations19: bill gates=my hero
friggingenius1: and Microsoft will guide their Ethiopian missles
friggingenius1: and they'll blow themselves up because of bugs in the Windows Missle Guider system
Equations19: they wouldn't run it on windows
friggingenius1: well it wouldn't matter, the bugs in the Microsoft Missle Guider
The Dragon Chica: I have a PSX, N64, Gameboy, Nintendo, Sega, Super Nintendo
BethanyL2002: geez
Equations19: i'm perfectly happy with all my MS products
BethanyL2002: you're all some big game geeks!
The Dragon Chica: Oh yeah? Well you're just a GEEK!
DreDogg49: what's wrong with that
BethanyL2002: haha I am not
The Dragon Chica: Video game players are good people
DreDogg49: geek music rocks
BethanyL2002: I didn't say they weren't
The Dragon Chica: lol yeah
Equations19: i'm a geek
DreDogg49: weezer baby, yeah
friggingenius1: anyway, after Bill Gates' faulty program ends Ethiopian power, we take him back and elect him pres.
BethanyL2002: haha
The Dragon Chica: lol
BethanyL2002: true, geek music is good
friggingenius1: then, he is assassinated by the owner of Nintendo Inc.
The Dragon Chica: lol
friggingenius1: and we elect HIM president
DreDogg49: shigeru myamato
The Dragon Chica: lol
DreDogg49: he's a funny little japanese dude
friggingenius1: and he is assassinated by disgruntled former employees of Squaresoft
The Dragon Chica: He's cool!!
DreDogg49: NO!!!!!
The Dragon Chica: lol
DreDogg49: not myamato-san!
The Dragon Chica: LOL
DreDogg49: then I kill the squaresoft guys for that
DreDogg49: and i'm president
The Dragon Chica: I'd throw myself in front of the bullet rather than see him die
friggingenius1: and these employees make the first lifesize virtual Final Fantasy game
Equations19: it better be ff7
The Dragon Chica: Hey actually that sounds pretty neat . . .
friggingenius1: and it gets out of hand and becomes real
The Dragon Chica: Lol
Equations19: i'd spend all my life savings to be in a virtual ff7 game
DreDogg49: jeez ronnie
The Dragon Chica: Yeah, that's rock
The Dragon Chica: that'd*
friggingenius1: and all the monsters from all 19 FF games made come to life
The Dragon Chica: Uh . . . . . .
The Dragon Chica: That wouldn't
The Dragon Chica: Could we cast spells and crap??
Equations19: then cloud comes in and kicks some ass, then i leave and go to bed, bye all
The Dragon Chica: lol
The Dragon Chica: G'night Paul
BethanyL2002: bye paul
friggingenius1: and then a group consisting of a spikey headed guy with a big sword, a monkey boy, a knight, a pilot,
Equations19: and i cast Ultima
Equations19 has left the room.
friggingenius1: and a bartender all emerge as the new US Army
The Dragon Chica: LOL
The Dragon Chica: Ronnie, you are having way too much fun here, lol
friggingenius1: THEN...
BethanyL2002: oooook
BethanyL2002: you all lost me
The Dragon Chica: (Hey, how come Doogie hasn't said anything yet?)
BethanyL2002: he forgot again
The Dragon Chica: Sorry Bethany, it's a Final Fantasy thing
friggingenius1: a weird evil-laughing guy, a tree, a genome soldier gone wrong, and a man/woman emerge as
friggingenius1: the Ethiopian Army
The Dragon Chica: LOL
The Dragon Chica: Is the evil-laughing guy Kefka?
friggingenius1: yeah
The Dragon Chica: Lol okay, that's what I thought
friggingenius1: THEN...
The Dragon Chica: Hey, Kuja's a GUY!
The Dragon Chica: He's just in touch with his feminine self
friggingenius1: a bunch of giant chickens come in and become the vehicles of the New US Army
The Dragon Chica: LOL
friggingenius1: THEN...
The Dragon Chica: HEY, you left out the airships!!
The Dragon Chica: Ya gotta have airships in there somewhere
friggingenius1: the chickens start whispering and later they have baby giant chickens that are red, blue, green, and
friggingenius1: gold
The Dragon Chica: LOL
friggingenius1: THEN...
friggingenius1: crap, can't say some stuff, spoilers....
The Dragon Chica: (You left out black, dude)
friggingenius1: yeah, I couldn't fit any more colors and just figured oh well
The Dragon Chica: Oh well
friggingenius1: anyway.... THEN...
The Dragon Chica: Hmm. . . . and I see I really DID get the whispering part O_O
friggingenius1: you get it, but you don't understand exactly why we said it
The Dragon Chica: Okay okay whatever. And THEN . . .?
friggingenius1: ok, THEN....
BethanyL2002: lol it just took you forever!
friggingenius1: a giant walking red robot thingy pops up and kills everything on the US Army's side
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: LOL DAMMIT RONNIE GET TO THE AIRSHIPS ALREADY
friggingenius1: a red bird thingy appears out of nowhere and burns the red robot and brings the US Army back to life
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: lol
friggingenius1: they get in an airship
The Dragon Chica: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: they get out of the airship
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: NO!!
friggingenius1: they get on one of the golden chickens
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: they dig and find a Hawaiian shirt
The Dragon Chica: LOL
friggingenius1: actually SEVEN Hawaiian shirts
The Dragon Chica: No, they find SEVEN
The Dragon Chica: YEAH
friggingenius1: and other assorted tropical gear
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: HEY, PUT SOMETHING ABOUT A LADY WITH A WHIP IN THERE, WOULD YA?
friggingenius1: a weird pink snowman looking thingy with a red ball on it's head asks you to save (he's a priest)
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: lol
friggingenius1: a TEACHER with a WHIP comes out as the general for the US Army
The Dragon Chica: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
The Dragon Chica: WOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
friggingenius1: THEN...
The Dragon Chica: YOU CAN'T FORGET CAIT SITH, EITHER!!
DreDogg49: i'm back!
The Dragon Chica: He's a KITTY
DreDogg49: woo hoo!
The Dragon Chica: WB, Colin!
BethanyL2002: they're telling some wierd story
BethanyL2002: I tuned out
The Dragon Chica: CAIT SITH WOO HOO KITTY KITTY YEAH
The Dragon Chica: MENTION THE KITTY, RONNIE, MENTION THE KITTY
friggingenius1: a cat riding on top of a giant stuffed animal comes in as a US Army spy
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
The Dragon Chica: HE MENTIONED THE KITTY, COLIN, HE MENTIONED THE KITTY!!!
friggingenius1: THEN...
DreDogg49: i see
friggingenius1: Mr. T. loses his arm and has to quit the A-Team and graft a machine gun on his arm
The Dragon Chica: LOL
The Dragon Chica: DON'T FORGET NANAKI EITHER!!!!
friggingenius1: THEN...
The Dragon Chica: YOU GOTTA MENTION THE OTHER KITTY
friggingenius1: I thought he was a dog
The Dragon Chica: WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPS?
The Dragon Chica: NO, HE
The Dragon Chica: HE'S A KITTY
The Dragon Chica: Kinda like a lion, only not
BethanyL2002: lol I don't know why you are
friggingenius1: ok, I thought he was like a wolf
The Dragon Chica: HE'S A KITTY. MENTION THE KITTY
friggingenius1: but a lion makes more since
friggingenius1: ANYWAY...
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: the US Army goes on R&R time around a campfire in the mountains where they meet....
The Dragon Chica: THEY MEET NANAKI, THE KITTY WITH THE HEADDRESS!!!!
friggingenius1: an old professor and his grandson, a talking lion type thingy
DreDogg49: weener
The Dragon Chica: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
friggingenius1: THEN....
BethanyL2002: lol
friggingenius1: they all yell "WEENER"
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: LOL
The Dragon Chica: NOW MENTION THE AIRSHIP AGAIN!
friggingenius1: everyone on the US Army seems to be involved directly with God's greater plan for all life
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: AND HOW ABOUT THE WEAPONS???
The Dragon Chica: YOU CAN'T FORGET THE WEAPONS
friggingenius1: since the chicken's are tired, they get on an airship
The Dragon Chica: YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
friggingenius1: (I already mentioned a WEAPON)
The Dragon Chica: Oh yeah, I forgot
The Dragon Chica: Tee hee ^_^
friggingenius1: anyway, THEN.....
The Dragon Chica: (The red robot thingy?)
DreDogg49: weener
friggingenius1: they fly their airship to a Colesseum to fight for rare treasures
friggingenius1: and they win a card that says "WEENER" on it
The Dragon Chica: YEAH, AND THEY GET OMNISLASH
The Dragon Chica: Lol
friggingenius1: no, not yet
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: WHERE'S THE MAGIC???
friggingenius1: they go to an Amusement park in the middle of a quicksand desert
The Dragon Chica: YOU GOTTA HAVE THE MAGIC
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: AND THERE'S A PRISON THERE
The Dragon Chica: AND A WEAPON THINGY. YOU CAN'T FORGET THE WEAPON THINGY.
friggingenius1: they find some rocks left in the seat of the roller coaster and they put them in their weapons
friggingenius1: weapon thingy??
The Dragon Chica: YEAH, RUBY!
friggingenius1: oh, ok, THEN....
friggingenius1: as they are flying away from the amusement park, the red robot from before pops up out of the desert
The Dragon Chica: WOOO HOOOOOOO!!!!
friggingenius1: THEN...
The Dragon Chica: OKAY, HERE'S WHERE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND COMES IN!!!!
friggingenius1: Twelve robot knights come in and KILL IT
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAW!!!
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: NOW HOW ABOUT THAT AIRSHIP AGAIN???
friggingenius1: they get out of the airship and into a submarine
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: AND THEN THEY MEET EMERALD WEAPON!! YOU CAN'T FORGET HIM!!!!
friggingenius1: they see a big white robot thingy and get out of the submarine
The Dragon Chica: White???
The Dragon Chica: Je
The Dragon Chica: He's GREEN
friggingenius1: sorry, the tint from the water I thought he was white
friggingenius1: or maybe I just forgot...
friggingenius1: it's been too long....
friggingenius1: anyway... THEN....
The Dragon Chica: AND NOW THE KNIGHTS AGAIN!!!
friggingenius1: they could somehow breathe underwater because one of those rocks they found
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: the Twelve Knights came in and ALMOST KILLED IT
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: *is on the edge of her seat by now, screaming* AND THEN?????
friggingenius1: the spikey headed guy hit it like 50 times in 10 seconds with his HUGE sword
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
The Dragon Chica: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
The Dragon Chica: THEN . . . . ?
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: HOW ABOUT CID????
The Dragon Chica: YOU GOTTA MENTION CID. YOU GOTTA!!!
friggingenius1: they got back to land and found a city with a big rocket in it
The Dragon Chica: THE ONE THAT SMOKES
friggingenius1: (cid is already with them)
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAH!!!
friggingenius1: remember, I mentioned a pilot
The Dragon Chica: YEAH, BUT I WANNA HEAR MORE ABOUT CID
The Dragon Chica: AND THEN??
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: the foul-mouthed smoking pilot gets in his Tiny Bronco and tries to fly to Ethiopia to bomb them
The Dragon Chica: WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO GO CID YEEEEEEEAH
friggingenius1: and everyone else hangs on the wings
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: a troop of Ethiopian soldiers SHOOT THE PLANE DOWN
The Dragon Chica: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
friggingenius1: BUT....
DreDogg49: weener
friggingenius1: they all live
The Dragon Chica: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
friggingenius1: and they yell "WEENER"
The Dragon Chica: AND THEN THEY KICK ETHIOPIAN BUTT!!!!!!!!!!
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: lol
friggingenius1: they float around on their plane for a while as a boat until.....
The Dragon Chica: NOW YOU GOTTA MENTION THE TEMPLE!!!!
friggingenius1: they find a pyramid
The Dragon Chica: YOU CAN'T FORGET THE TEMPLE OF THE ANCIENTS. YOU CAN'T!!
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEEEEAH!
The Dragon Chica: AND THEN??
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: they all go in and get lost and separated when......
The Dragon Chica: HOW ABOUT THAT BLACK MATERIA?? YOU GOTTA REMEMBER THAT
friggingenius1: A CHEF WITH NO GENDER helps them by cooking and they all follow the smell
The Dragon Chica: (Colin, have you ever actually played FF7 before? lol)
The Dragon Chica: LOL
The Dragon Chica: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO QUINA YEEEEEEEAH
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: WHAT ABOUT VIVI???
friggingenius1: the Genderless Chef EATS THE MONKEY BOY
The Dragon Chica: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
friggingenius1: THEN....
BethanyL2002: noooooooo not monkey boy!
BethanyL2002: lol
The Dragon Chica: DAMMIT WHY'D YOU HAFTA DO THAT TO ZIDANE??????
The Dragon Chica: RONNIE YOU SUCK
friggingenius1: he regurgetates him
friggingenius1: and he's ok
friggingenius1: just a little messy
The Dragon Chica: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
friggingenius1: BUT, his TAIL IS MISSING
The Dragon Chica: AND THEN HE BEATS QUINA INTO SUBMISSION FOR INSUBORDINATION
The Dragon Chica: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE TAIL THAT'S HIS BEST FEATURE!!!!!
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: he notices his tail wasn't missing, it was just crammed inside his pants leg
The Dragon Chica: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY !!!!
friggingenius1: THEN....
BethanyL2002: lol
The Dragon Chica: NOW HOW ABOUT VIVI?? YOU HAVEN'T MENTIONED VIVI YET!!!!!
friggingenius1: a faceless boy in a blue robe and pointed hat comes in and BURNS DOWN THE PYRAMID with magic
The Dragon Chica: YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!
friggingenius1: and they pick up a shiny black rock they found
The Dragon Chica: AND NOW FOR THE BLACK MATERIA. YOU CAN'T FORGET THAT
The Dragon Chica: WOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!
The Dragon Chica: AND NOW METEOR!!!
friggingenius1: and the spiky headed guy gets POSSESSED
The Dragon Chica: BUT FIRST, YOU GOTTA HAVE THE SEPHIROTH MIND CONTROL THING
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: NO WAIT NOT CLOUD NOOOOOOOO HE'S TOO COOL TO BE POSSESSED
friggingenius1: the possessor shows up as a gray haired guy with a long thin sword and a black robe thingy
friggingenius1: THEN.....
The Dragon Chica: NOW FIT STEINER IN THERE SOMEWHERE AND I'LL BE HAPPY
friggingenius1: the faceless magic boy sends FLARE magic to the knights sword and he SCARES AWAY THE POSSESSOR
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
The Dragon Chica: BUT NOT BEFORE STEINER AND SEPHY COMPARE SWORDS AND THEY'RE LIKE "WOO, NICE SWORD YA GOT THERE"
friggingenius1: THEN...
friggingenius1: lol, yeah
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: they get back in the airship and fly to a small ice island
The Dragon Chica: YES YES YES THE AIRSHIP WOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!
friggingenius1: but nothing happens...
friggingenius1: SO....
The Dragon Chica: AND NOW TERRA. YOU CAN'T FORGET TERRA MAN!!!!!!
The Dragon Chica: OH NO WHAT DO THEY DO NEXT????
friggingenius1: they drop the Bartender and the Spikey Head inside a TORNADO....
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: AND THEY DROP THE KITTY IN THE HEADDRESS AND THE BLACK GUY IN THE VOLCANO!!!!!
friggingenius1: they drop the Knight and faceless boy in an EARTHQUAKE
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: AND THEN THEY DROP THIS RAT CHICK AND THIS BIG GUY WITH RED HAIR INTO THE WATER!!!!!!!
friggingenius1: they drop armless Mr. T and the talking red cat in a VOLCANO
friggingenius1: THEN...
BethanyL2002: when did mr. t come in???
friggingenius1: (they weren't here though)
BethanyL2002: I missed that
The Dragon Chica: YOU CAN'T LEAVE OUT FREYA AND AMARANT!!!!!
friggingenius1: they just haven's showed up yet
DreDogg49: mr. t! woo hoo!
friggingenius1: THEN.....
The Dragon Chica: Lol (He's talkin' about Barret, a FF7 character)
The Dragon Chica: (He's a big black guy who talks and looks like Mr. T)
BethanyL2002: oooh
The Dragon Chica: SO ANYWAY, AND THEN?????
BethanyL2002: then that's not cool
friggingenius1: they drop Monkey Boy and the he/she Chef in a WHIRLPOOL
BethanyL2002: it's not the real mr. t
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEEEEAH!!!!
friggingenius1: but in MY story, it is Mr. T
The Dragon Chica: Lol
The Dragon Chica: OKAY OKAY AND THEN?????
friggingenius1: THEN....
The Dragon Chica: NOW YOU GOTTA MENTION SOMETHING ABOUT THE LITTLE HORNY KID!!!!!!
friggingenius1: they all kill some monstery guys at the SAME TIME
The Dragon Chica: WHO TALKS TO AMINALS
friggingenius1: THEN....
friggingenius1: they all get back in the AIRSHIP
The Dragon Chica: THE AIRSHIP YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
friggingenius1: little horny kid that talks to animals???
The Dragon Chica: Yeah, Eiko!
friggingenius1: oh yeah, duh
The Dragon Chica: YOU CAN'T FORGET HER!!!!
friggingenius1: not really animals though, just pink snowmen with red balled antenna
The Dragon Chica: WELL SHE TALKS TO SUMMONS, TOO
The Dragon Chica: And they're AMINALS
friggingenius1: well not ALL aminals, but I get what you mean
friggingenius1: anyway... THEN....
The Dragon Chica: And Ronnie, I'm sorry, but I gotta go now :-(
friggingenius1: now???
The Dragon Chica: I so wish I could sick around, but mom told me to get off. I have 2 minutes
friggingenius1: I'm not done with the story yet...
The Dragon Chica: BUT PLEASE YA GOTTA MENTION THE AIRSHIP AGAIN BEFORE I GO. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!
friggingenius1: well.... um... THEN.... they all kill the Ethiopians and get in the AIRSHIP and fly away into the
friggingenius1: sunset
The Dragon Chica: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
The Dragon Chica: WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Dragon Chica: GREAT STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
friggingenius1: THE END
friggingenius1: *takes a breath*
The Dragon Chica: That beat any DBZ storyline I ever saw!!!!! ^_^
friggingenius1: *ending credits*
The Dragon Chica: WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO!!!!!
The Dragon Chica: WITH MUSIC
friggingenius1: Written by RONNIE
The Dragon Chica: CATCHY CREDITS MUSIC
friggingenius1: characters by RONNIE
friggingenius1: *One Winged Angel punk remix starts up*
The Dragon Chica: WITH ANNOYING INTERJECTIONS BY NATALIE
The Dragon Chica: ^_^
friggingenius1: audience by Natalie, Bethany, Colin, and silent Doug
friggingenius1: this story brought to you by...
friggingenius1: WEENER
The Dragon Chica: YEEEEEAH I'M IN THE CREDITS WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
friggingenius1: soundtrack: typing sounds- ME
The Dragon Chica: Lol
The Dragon Chica: AND SPECIAL THANKS TO NATALIE FOR BEING THE ANNOYING HECKLER FROM THE SIDELINES
friggingenius1: lol, yeah Special Thanks to: Natalie, for TALKING DURING THE MOVIE
friggingenius1: and giving away the storyline before it happened
The Dragon Chica: LOL
BethanyL2002: lol
The Dragon Chica: YAAAAAAY I TRY MAN, I TRY
The Dragon Chica: GOODNIGHT!
The Dragon Chica has left the room.
friggingenius1: and special thanks to Bethany for listening through it and probably being confused the whole time
BethanyL2002: yup
BethanyL2002: very much so
friggingenius1: and special thanks to Colin for his random shouts of WEENER
friggingenius1: and special thanks to Doug for not talking at ALL during the story
Fin