"…Shit."
"Hm?"
"My foot…"
"What about it?"
"…I dunno… it just… ow."
"Natsuki's foot is injured?"
"Shit Shizuru – I. Don't. Know."
"Would you like me to take a look at it?"
"…No that's okay. I think I must've got something stuck in it."
"Hm… Well, there certainly were a lot of glass shards after Midori's little 'accident' last night. Perhaps you have one stuck in your foot…?"
"Geh, don't remind me. They were a bitch and a half to sweep – ow! Dammit!"
"Ara! I must help my Natsuki!"
"Ow… wait, no, arg, Shizuru!"
"My, Natsuki is blushing! I wonder why that could be…"
"…You know damn well why that could be. At least pull the sheets up before you do something like that. I'm freezing."
"And that would make Natsuki blush how…?"
"You didn't need to yank my foot up like that… and certainly not from this angle… I feel all… splayed out."
…
"Oi! Stop laughing!"
"I can't help it!"
"It's not funny… huh? S-shizuru! G-get your head away from there!"
"Natsuki…"
"What?!"
"You know what wives did in ancient times when their lovers were hurt?"
"No… but I'm very sure you'll enlighten me."
"Well… they bent down…"
"G-gah!"
"Pressed their lips here…"
"…Ah… ah! Sshi-Shizuru!"
"Wiggled their tongue around… like so…"
"Hnn…! Ahh!"
"…Maybe even suckle a little, you know…"
"Ah… mm…! D-damn… haah… ah! Ah!"
"…And then they did this…"
"Unh! Ahhhhhh!"
Pop!
"Ahh… ah… Wow… Jesus Shizuru… give me a little more warning before you do that again…"
"Did you not enjoy it?"
"Hah… You… you could've used tweezers…"
"Oh dear, you know that area's too sensitive for that."
"… I suppose you're right."
"Mmn."
"Hm… sure we're more… advanced from those times now… hah… but in our day and age… woo… who would think about getting glass shards out of people's… feet with your teeth? It hurts a little… but it's quicker than any friggin' appointment."
"Yes, our ancestors certainly were… resourceful."
"…Eh? Why are you looking at me like that?"
"…You were making some very passionate noises earlier, Natsuki…"
"N-nani? Gah! Sh-Shizuru! Don't put your head there! SHIZURU!"
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'Nani' means 'what'.
Rants
80 DEAR GOD IT'S CRAP. Well here you go! If your eyes haven't turned into a mushy paste from these craptastic words or if your brains haven't spontaneously combusted, then tell me what you think! Arg, bollocks, this is the first Mai Hime fic I've ever written. An' poo – I haven't seen the anime or read any manga soooo if its crap and makes you want to slit your wrists then I'm sorry! D8
In other news: hehehehe… this idea just popped into my head. And I wrote it down… no beta, so yes it's probably pants u.u HOWEVAR I think I kinda got Natsuki an' Shizuru in character. Kind of. Maybe. No? Bah. BAH I SAY. Fear the evil sheep. FTW o.o
RnR if you're sexy 8D!
…Good God I need sleep…