Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note.
Ten Things to do in the Human World – for Shinigami
Written by iFluffRaver
1. Touch a human in inappropriate places to see whether they can feel it.
2. 'Accidentally' drop a piece of your Death Note in someone's lap in the middle of an Opera House and see if they can scream louder than the singers can sing.
3. On first meeting your human: wait until they are asleep, hover above their bed and whisper 'boo'.
4. Rip up pieces of your Death Note and throw them onto the streets and see how many people you can put in a lunatic asylum.
5. Juggle apples on the street (a different street) and see how many people walk past pretending not to notice and then call the head doctor when they think no one's looking.
6. Drop a piece of the Death Note into a golfer's hand and then wait in the shadows until he's about to swing his last shot at the eighteenth hole for a major world title, then jump out in front of him and shout 'boo'.
7. Eat your human's homework the morning before it's due and watch them make rubbish excuses to their teacher and get their head (metaphorically) bitten off. (Of course it would be much funnier if they did actually get their head bitten off, but that rarely happens these days.)
8. Go to an animal circus, wait for the lion taming act and drop a piece of the Death Note on the lion, then stand in front of the lion tamer and see what happens.
9. Make one person on a panel for auditions for a new horror movie touch the Death Note, audition, and then see how quickly the others on the panel call the head doctor.
10. Alternatively, make everyone on the panel touch the Death Note, audition, and then when they shoot it, see how many cameramen notice they're being told to film thin air.