Author's Note: Ok…I don't really know where this story is going so bear with me. Feel free to give me tons of ideas. I could use the help!
Disclaimer: I don't own it…enough said.
"I'm bored," Hawkeye Pierce complained pacing back and forth.
"You're impatient," BJ Hunnicut replied, leaning back in a wooden chair to read his letter.
"You're annoying," Charles Emerson Winchester III stated on his way out of the tent and towards the showers.
"Aren't you even gonna wait to welcome our guest?" BJ asked.
"Not when he's not here," Charles replied, "I have far better things to do."
"You want to make a good first impression, Charles. He's gonna be the newest member of our family here, our newest surgeon." Hawkeye said bouncing on the balls of his feet.
"What ever impression I left you with, I am sorry, but I in no way consider you family." Charles said before continuing on his way. Hawkeye smiled.
"We're growing on him," he said.
"Like fungus maybe," BJ replied, not looking up from his letter.
"Hey what does Peg say…wait! I hear a jeep!" Hawkeye began.
BJ stood up as Hawkeye scanned the horizon.
"There." BJ said pointing.
As the jeep rolled into the compound they discovered it was not Klinger with their newest surgeon, but their good friend Dr. Sidney Freeman.
"Ohhh…." Hawkeye said as he got out, "It's you,"
"Hello to you too," Sidney greeted, "It's good to see you as well,"
"Hey Sid," BJ said, helping him with his bag.
The slam of a door was heard and Colonel Sherman Potter hurried out but stopped short.
"Ohhh…it's you," he said.
"I'm seeming to get that response," Sidney said smiling.
"Sorry Sidney, we're expecting a new surgeon," Potter explained.
"It's fine," Sidney said. "Nice to know that people love to see me,"
"Why'd you stop by? We don't have any people going insane…beyond what's normal," Potter said glancing at Hawkeye.
"Hey, I'm no crazier than anyone else!" Hawk protested as the other men laughed.
"Which doesn't say much," Potter continued.
"Strange as it may be, this place relaxes me," Sidney explained, "I'm on break,"
"Here? Maybe you're the one who's insane," BJ said.
"Very likely," Sidney agreed. "That would be ironic, wouldn't it?"
The sound of another jeep was heard and every head turned toward the sound. The jeep swung into the compound and a young woman wearing an army uniform stepped form the jeep and smiled.
No one spoke for a minute.
"Ummm….Klinger, I think you picked up the wrong package," Hawkeye said breaking the silence.
"No sir," Klinger replied, "This is Major S. Williams."