Drat! I Seclude Completely all Literature and Admit all Ingenious Monomaniato Entertaining Rowling. (A.k.a. I don't anything, it's all J.K. Rowling's!)
A/n: Hello Everyone. Yes, I'm back! Yay! And it isn't a one-shot this time. No, I have finally written another multi-chaptered fic, and I am immensely pleased of it. The chapters will be somewhat short, and there will only be about 6 of them, but I love it none-the-less. It's going to be an all-dialogue, so if you don't like that, you can turn around right now and I wouldn't take offense. All chapters are between Remus and Lily.
One last thing: the " . . ." or " . . . bla bla" are silence. The character isn't saying "dot dot dot".
Happy Holidays!
"Remus?"
"Mm?"
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
"What? Of course I do."
"You're just saying that."
"No I'm not. Merlin, Lily! Everyone thinks you're pretty."
"That's because everyone is really nice."
"Lily, you asked me a question and I answered."
"Untruthfully."
"I promise you, Lily, I didn't lie to you."
"Well, if everyone thinks I'm pretty, how come I don't have a boyfriend?"
" . . . Well, I hate to be the one to tell you this, Lily, but all the guys are afraid of you."
"Afraid!"
"Yes, well, you come off rather . . . ."
"Smart?"
"No, not only that, but . . . what's the word I'm looking for . . . "
"Strong?"
"Scary."
" . . . Oh."
"Plus, James threatened to kill anyone that even looked your way in a more-than platonic way."
"WHAT!"
"Oh, wait now, Lily . . ."
"I AM GOING TO KILL HIM!"
" . . . he told me not to tell you . . ."
"POTTER IS DEAD!"
" . . . and I promised I wouldn't . . ."
"I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM"
" . . . and if he knew I told, he'd . . ."
"WHAT AN ARROGANT PRAT!"
" . . . kill me too, and I really don't feel like . . . "
"JUST BECAUSE I WON'T GO OUT WITH HIM!"
" . . . dying today, because I have a DADA assignment due tomorrow that I worked really hard on and . . ."
"WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS!"
" . . . I really want to know what score I got and . . ."
"I AM GOING TO BLOODY TEAR HIM FROM LIMB TO LIMB!"
" . . . LILY WILL YOU SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND AND LISTEN TO ME!"
" . . . Oh my gosh. . . . I never thought I'd actually hear Remus raise his voice!"
"Lily . . .?"
"Hee Hee Hee . . ."
"Lily . . . It's not that funny. . . ."
"Hee HEE!"
"Lily, seriously. You can stop laughing now . . ."
"HA HA! That's hilarious! HEE HEE HEE!"
" . . . Okay, yes Lily, I get it. It was funny. . . . "
"HA HA HA!"
"Don't make me yell again."
"Ha h-"
"Much better. Now, Lily, you can't kill James."
"Why not?"
"That would be murder, Lily."
" . . . Oh. . . . Darn!"
"And, you're not supposed to know."
"Know that he threatened to kill all the guys that ever dared to look at me!"
"Yes, well . . . no. It sounds so much worse when you say it."
"Well if he didn't want me to know, he shouldn't have done it in the first place so I wouldn't have found out!"
" . . . Your logic is very confusing."
"So that's why Davey Gudgeon ran away when I asked him if he needed help on his Charms homework . . ."
" . . . So you promise not to tell James?"
" . . . I guess so. But don't blame me if you find that tomorrow he is sprouting purple hair . . ."
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that."
"You're the best, Remus."
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