It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Gir and Zim went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Gir hit Zim in his arm with a big green iceball. It hurt a lot, but Gir kissed it adorably and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really plushy snow man!" Gir said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Zim said. "That would be more distant and politically correct."
"I know," Gir said. "We can make a snow piggie. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up robotically and made a spontaneous snow piggie. Gir put on a glock for the leg. The piggie was almost as big as Zim.
"It looks hard," Gir said stupidly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Zim said and held up a cute waffle. "I found this in a house." He put the waffle onto the piggie's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the piggie, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a real dog that has hard stuff on the inside..
Zim screamed loudly and ran but the snow piggie chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow piggie body slammed him seducingly.
"Nobody does that to my little Janky Spaceship House!" Gir screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow piggie through the antenna. It fell down and Gir kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Zim said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The waffle lay in the yard until a cold child picked it up and took it home.