Supernatural Watchdogs

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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(CAMERA ON)

An older man talks to a teenage boy... "You sure you don't want us to cover up your identity? We- "No guys...if this goes sideways...I want to take responsibility for this."

"Alright, but could we at least stay and- "No, no guys...Look, if I'm going to do this. I mean REALLY do this...I gotta do it MY way.

"...okay...that's totally fair...let's get rolling then." The man leaves...the teen stays...

"Well...Hello world...my name's Cave Johnson...and let me be the first to introduce you to the world of the Supernatural..."

...File 001...

Let me start at the begging...my humble beginnings began with John Winchester...and a ghost.

...It was your typical origin story: Boy finds ghost, ghost nearly kills boy, man from a secret community of supernatural hunters rescues him and his family, boy becomes obsessed with the supernatural...Boy gets kicked out of house by parents...(cough)and then of course...boy then tracks down sons of Hunter-

...Audio file 9-0R-5...

A nice, classy looking Impala drives down the road...and away from Sam's college..and from the burnt remains of his fiance Jess...

CRASH!

(STATIC)

A 12 year old Cave Johnson looks at the two shokced men who's car his rocket-powered wagon just crashed into... "Hey...do you guys know a John Winchester?...my scanner picked up his DNA trail here..."

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"And that's how I meet the Winchester boys...and how we began our adventure together...eventually..." Cave shoots a portal into the ground and out pops an apple, that cave immediately grabs and eats. "A shower curtains got nothing on this..."

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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