Before the Films: Yoda's Story By Cheese Offspring

Ok, like always, I don't own any of these characters apart from Yodett and Yodan. I don't own Star Wars and I don't own any of the places

Introduction I'm short, green, very old and speak in inverted English. Who am I? I'm Jedi master Yoda; this is the story of my life, I'm writing it before I die, soon it's my time. I don't remember my real parents; they died when I was barely 1. I don't even know how they died, I just know that someone found me and I was adopted. But, to be honest -which a Jedi is - I don't really remember my adopted parents. I know nothing of either of my family histories just that my adopted father's name was Yodan and my adopted mothers name was Yodett. At the age of 3, I remember being taken away in a ship, taken to be trained to be a Jedi Knight, 'maybe even one day I would be a Jedi Master' I remember thinking to myself. This isn't, however, where the real story starts, the real story starts when I was about 12.

Continued.

23/02/03