memeganronpa
prologue / hi
monokuma: hi guys
jojo siwa: whoisthisohmygodheslikealittleteddybearawlemmesquishu
monokuma: dont squish me ill fucking kill u
bella thorne: hewre rea ew?
tide pod: idk where we are bella but like im sure everything will be explained soon enough.
dat boi: erm. is no one concerned about the talking bear?
monokuma: ur literally a frog and a tide pod spoke to u like tf. thats a dumb question.
porkchop: listen im just concerned about the oats.
dat boi: you'll get the oats soon, ok?
porkchop: but broth-
dat boi: im NOT your brother.
harambe: let's break tf ooga outta this bitch.
X: LOOK AT ME! FUCK ON ME!
harambe: yea bitch get in the mood ooga X, i see u.
monokuma: u cant leave UwU
spongebob: huh? why's that.
monokuma: bc u cant like are u deaf.
mak: m-m-m-maybe if we whisper *taps on lips* we can esca-a-a-pe quitely.
monokuma: i can hear u retard.
mak: :(
keemstar: this is going straight to youtube when i get out of here!
monokuma: literally ur channel is dead stfu.
keemstar: :(
ginger twins: we're gonna sing cher lloyd by cher lloyd.
monokuma: ...
ginger twins: ...
raini: joder, creo que me cago en los pantalones..
monokuma: what?
boss baby: raini seems to have pooped herself, which i do very frequently.
jake paul: this'll be great video content!
*jake runs to raini with a camera*
jake paul: hey jake paulers! its raini rodriguez from disney!
raini: por favor, no me filmen en un momento como este.
jake paul: idk what the fuck she just said, but she shit herself! cool right?
raini: dios mío!
*monokuma shoots a laser out of his eye, breaking jakes camera*
jake paul: wtf man!
monokuma: no technology in the building you borderline autist.
jake paul: :(
*millie suddenly crashes in, in a child barbie jeep, and runs over jake*
monokuma: son of a fucking bitch millie.
millie: SOREAY WHEN OI SEE A PHAGIT AY FLOWR IT.
monokuma: suprised you havent ran over urself yet.
lil tay: i own 7 of those barbie jeeps! im the youngest flexer of the century!
monokuma: please fucking floor her millie.
monokuma: also someone bring jake to the infirmary he's a lil fucked.
monokuma: ok but anyways thats like 15 or 16 of u right, kk kill eachother if u wanna leave the building bye.
jojo siwa: whatomgwhyisthecuteteddybearmakinguskillomgsubscribeplsmyhairlineisreceiting.
bella thorne: likl? gom i acnt bilevee tish ucfk i souhldve ustj syated wiht idsney cnhanel.
tide pod: guys. have none of you watched the danganronpa anime?
bella thorne: thwa het uckf si na niame.
tide pod: ... nevermind.
tide pod: monokuma pretty much kidnaps people and makes them kill eachother to leave.
keemstar: it's that easy? why don't we all just kill the pig and feast?
porkchop: please don't. all i crave is some fresh oats.
jojo siwa: pigsareourfriends!
mak: t-t-thats why you-u-u don' hate abby.
jojo siwa: ..
tide pod: we're not killing anyone.
tide pod: there's got to be some way out.
spongebob: was there a way out in the anime?
tide pod: no. nothing succesful that is.
spongebob: then, are we stuck?
tide pod: no. im not letting anyone kill eachother.
porkchop: yes. i have time to feast on oats in my future then.
tide pod: stop or ill let them eat you.
porkchop: brot- ok.
end of prologue