Why the Internet Isn't Used
Part 1

Okay I was bored in.. History class! So I wrote outta boredom. Its probably already been done, but oh well. Mines going to be funnier! Okay it takes place in a chat room.. yes.. I chat room... Oh and this is only part one I plan on at least making one or two more parts :p

Disclaimer: Do Not Own

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One day, in chatroom Konaha's Greatest Ninja's Ever In The Whole World, And not crappy at all... Because we're the gratest ever..., that was obviously named by Naruto, is where it all begain.. and the reson why Naruto and the others shouldn't use the computer...

MostAnnoyingNinja Has Entered
PinkHairedVixen Has Entered
ClanAvenger Has Entered

MostAnnoyingNinja: HEY SAKURA-CHAN!!
PinkHairedVixen: Shut up Baka! Hello Sasuke-kun :-D
ClanAvenger: -ishg- whatever... This is stupid.
MostAnnoyingNinja: God Sasuke.. you know how to kill a fun chat!
PinkHairedVixen: NARUTO!! Leave Sasuke-kun alone!
MostAnnoyingNinja: W-w-what did I do this time?
PinkHairedVixen: Everything you do is wrong Naruto.
MostAnnoyingNinja: Well whatever, where'd Sasuke go?
PinkHairedVixen: Yeah... SASUKE-KUN?? Where are you? ;-( teartear I'm all alone..
ClanAvenger: I'm Here... just doing things...
PinkHairedVixen: Like what Sasuke-kun :D :D :D
ClanAvenger: Things... okay?
PinkHairedVixen: Okay :-( But I still love ya 3 :P
MostAnnoyingNinja: Sakura-chan, do you love me:-)
PinkHairedVixen:( No..
MostAnnoyingNinja: TTTT you make me so sad

minutes pass...

MostAnnoyingNinja: This chat is geting lame, I'm going to invite some others.


Dogboy Has Entered
XxSilentLoverxX has Entered

Dogboy: Yahoo! What'ss up?
XxSilentLoverxX: ...uh...hello...
MostAnnoyingNinja: Hey Hinata! Your names creative! How'd you come up with it??
XxSilentLoverxX: -blush- ///////// well...
MostAnnoyingNinja: Haha! Dont worry about it :P
Dogboy: I said... WHAT'S UP?!


DogboysHelper Has Entered

DogboysHelper: Grrr! (Hello!)
Dogboy: Akamaru? When did you learn to type?
MostAnnoyingNinja: Thats sweet! I want a dog that types...
DogboysHelper: Grr, woof (well, Idk)
XxSilentLoverxX: Hehe, Akamaru never surprises me.
MostAnnoyingNinja: Where'd Sakura-chan and.. Sasuke go? Have they died?
DogboysHelper: grrr... woof woof gr! (welll... g2g bye!0


DogboysHelper Has 'Left'

MostAnnoyingNinja: Hmm, Kiba where's your Mutt now?
Dogboy: He's not a mutt! And he's outside now, why?
MostAnnoyingNinja: Sakura-chan! That was a crule joke!
PinkhairedVixen: It wasn't me(or Sasuke),and I don't know what happened to Sasuke-kun.
MostAnnoyingNinja: Thats weired.. Wonder who it was..
Dogboy: It wasnt Akamaru, I know..
MostAnnoyingNinja: Its not important anyways..
XxSilentLoverxX: ..N-n-naruto-kun?
MostAnnoyingNinja: Yeah?
XxSilentLover: Uhh... wuld.. would you.. you.. like.. to.. well.. um.. come over for... um..
MostAnnoyingNinja: What is it Hinata?
PinkHairedVixen: -snicker-
XxSilentLoverxX: Well... would you like to come over for.. ramen one day////////
MostAnnoyingNinja: uhh... SURE! Sounds Great!
XxSilentLoverxX:-) Thank you.
Dogboy: Hmm, Great. I have to go, neet to help sis. See you later Hinata, bye everyone else.
XxSilentLoverxX: Bye Kiba-kun.


Dogboy Has Left
SmexyGoddess Has Entered

PinkHairedVixen: Who the hell invited you? Ino Pig!
SmexyGoddess:P Sasuke-kun invited me, billboard-brow!
PinkHairedVixen: Why would he invite you?
SmexyGoddess: Why Not Ask him!
PinkHairedVixen: SASUKE-KUN!! Is it true?
ClanAdvenger: Yes..
PinkHairedVixen:-( I see..
SmexyGoddess: See?
PinkHairedVixen: Hmph, I dont care!
MostAnnoyingNinja: Hey, Ino. Why do you call yourself "SmexyGoddess"?
SmexyGoddess: Maybe someday you'll understand ;-)
XxSilentLoverxX:-(
MostAnnoyingNinja???
PinkHairedVixen: -sigh-
ClanAdvenger: Clueless...
MostAnnoyingNinja; What are you all talking about?!?!?
SmexyGoddess: God, Naruto, your so inmuture. No wonder you and Sakura are a pair. :-P
PinkHairedVixen: Ino! Thats discusting!!
XxSilentLoverxX: -sniff sniff-
SmexyGoddess: Whatever, I'm leaveing
SmexyGoddess: Goodbye, Sasuke-kun, kisses 3
PinkHairedVixen: GRRR!!!!


SmexyGoddess Has Left

ClanAvenger: Your all annoying... later..
PinkHairedVixen: If Sasuke-kun leaves I'm going. Bye.


ClanAvenger Has Left
PinkHairedVixen Has Left

MostAnnoyingNinja: Hmm, that leaves the two of us..
XxSilentLoverxX: yeah///// Uhh Naruto-kun?
MostAnnoyingNinja: Yeah Hinata?
XxSilentLoverxX: I want to tell you some things...
MostAnnoyingNinja: Okay, what is it?
XxSilentLoverxX: Well I want you to know, I think your really cool.. and... //////
MostAnnoyingNinja: I think your cool too Hinata!
XxSilentLoverxX: -blush- /////// Thank you Naruto-kun
MostAnnoyingNinja: Hey when should I come over for ramen?
XxSilentLoverxX: Uhh... how about tomorrow, around noon?
MostAnnoyingNinja: Sounds good! Hey I really like your ramen a lot :D :D :D
XxSilentLoverxX////// Thanks Naruto-kun..
MostAnnoyingNinja: Hey I'm going to go, what was it you wanted to say?
XxSilentLoverxX: I... oh it was nothing important, I'll tell you later, see you tomorrow Naruto-kun.
MostAnnoyingNinja: Okays Bye Hinata :D


MostAnnoyingNinja Has left

XxSilentLoverxX: I love you Naruto-kun, I cant be so nervouse we were all alone.. oh well maybe I'll tell him someday..
XxSilentLoverxX: Great, I'm talking to myself...


XxSilentLoverxX Has Left
DogboysHelper Is Not Invisible Anymore

DogboysHelper:D Hehehe, Perfect...


DogboysHelper Has Left for real

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The end! Heheheh I wonder who DogboysHelper was. Maybe I'll put He or She in the next one. Oh and the next part will have Neji, Lee, and Tenten in it for sure!