Chow slapped Finn. "Damn it! Call someone by their REAL name for a change."
"What?" Finn said, rubbing his face, "What do you mean?"
Chow scoffed, " 'Big V' 'Jackson' 'ShenDUDE?!' I mean, REALLY! Come ON!"
"Hey, It's not like I call you 'Chowder' or anything. Heh heh, that's a good one. I should call you that"
Chow grrred.
"What?"
Chow and Ratso then took Finn and tied him up, putting a piece of paper on his head that said, "I'm a idiot." Then they took him to a bridge and tossed him off.
"YAY!" they both said. Then Valmont/Shendu showed up.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" then Shendu burned them all to a crisp.
"That was uncalled for." Valmont said.
"SILENCE!" Shendu ordered, then burned himself/Valmont too.
"Ow" Shendu said. "That hurt!" Then he sat down and cried for his demon- mommy.
Demon-Mommy showed up and said, "Bad Shendu! What have I told you about playing with your fire breath? Hmmmm? Now, go to your room!"
So Shendu went to his room and sulked.
Demon-Mommy then took off her head. Uh oh, it turns out it was just Uncle in a demon-mommy suit!
Uncle laughed, "One MORE thing!"
Then he went home to drink oolong tea and beat his nephew with his two fingers.
"Ow!" Jackie said. "That hurt!"
"Stop being a baby!" Uncle said.
"I'm not a baby!" Jackie said, sniffing back tears.
Jade came in with a boom box blaring.
"This music is da bomb, tight, bling bling, wassup." and various other slang terms emitted from her mouth.
Tohru came in and heard the music. "Karinoki and her yodeling Kabukis!" He said excitedly.
He then began to dance to the country music. This caused an earthquake, and everyone on earth died.
THE END!
"What?" Finn said, rubbing his face, "What do you mean?"
Chow scoffed, " 'Big V' 'Jackson' 'ShenDUDE?!' I mean, REALLY! Come ON!"
"Hey, It's not like I call you 'Chowder' or anything. Heh heh, that's a good one. I should call you that"
Chow grrred.
"What?"
Chow and Ratso then took Finn and tied him up, putting a piece of paper on his head that said, "I'm a idiot." Then they took him to a bridge and tossed him off.
"YAY!" they both said. Then Valmont/Shendu showed up.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" then Shendu burned them all to a crisp.
"That was uncalled for." Valmont said.
"SILENCE!" Shendu ordered, then burned himself/Valmont too.
"Ow" Shendu said. "That hurt!" Then he sat down and cried for his demon- mommy.
Demon-Mommy showed up and said, "Bad Shendu! What have I told you about playing with your fire breath? Hmmmm? Now, go to your room!"
So Shendu went to his room and sulked.
Demon-Mommy then took off her head. Uh oh, it turns out it was just Uncle in a demon-mommy suit!
Uncle laughed, "One MORE thing!"
Then he went home to drink oolong tea and beat his nephew with his two fingers.
"Ow!" Jackie said. "That hurt!"
"Stop being a baby!" Uncle said.
"I'm not a baby!" Jackie said, sniffing back tears.
Jade came in with a boom box blaring.
"This music is da bomb, tight, bling bling, wassup." and various other slang terms emitted from her mouth.
Tohru came in and heard the music. "Karinoki and her yodeling Kabukis!" He said excitedly.
He then began to dance to the country music. This caused an earthquake, and everyone on earth died.
THE END!