Disclaimer: Dan Schneider owns iCarly. Pray for You belongs to Jaron and The Long Road to Love. I am neither person. Nor am I a man, which both of these owners are.

SAM'S POV

Hadn't been to church since I don't remember when

I couldn't believe Mom had dragged me here. She was dating a preacher this week, and we had to go listen to him...preach, or whatever. Yuck.

Things were goin great, until they fell apart again

"Don't you get it? I don't care! Just get out!"I yelled at Freddie. I couldn't take it anymore. It was the last straw. I'd found him. With Carly. I was done. Completely done.

So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to do

I frowned. Nobody tells Sam Puckett what to do.

He said you can't go hating others who have done wrong to you.

I smirked. Says you.

Sometimes we get angry, but we must not condemn.

Let the Good Lord do his job, and we just pray for them.

I laughed. Alright. Whatever you say...

I pray your brakes go out goin down a hill

I could arrange that...

I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill

And knocks you in the head like I'd like to

Just one little push would be all it takes...

I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls

Just to send out a few texts...

I pray you're flyin high when your engine stalls

I pray all your dreams never come true

Just know wherever you are, honey, I pray for you.

I smirked. I felt so much better. Just thinking about it made me smile.

I really glad I found my way to church

Cause I'm already feelin better and I thank God for the worst

So I'm gonna take the high road

And do what the preacher told me to do

You keep messin up, and I'll keep prayin for you

I pray your tire goes out at 110.

I always told him he drove too fast...

I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend

And wake up with his and her tattoos.

They deserved it.

I pray your brakes go out goin down a hill

I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill

And knocks you in the head like I'd like to

I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls

I pray you're flyin high when your engine stalls

I pray all your dreams never come true

Just know wherever you are, near or far, in your house or in your car,

wherever you are, honey, I pray for you

I pray for you.