Dil: Well, I've been hit by inspiration to write.
Toadlin: This can only mean bad news…
Dil: I got more stuff to write! Starting with this story!
Toadlin: About Moi.
Dil: Yeah…
Toadlin: You better be happy!
Dil: I am! He he ha help me he he he!
Toadlin: Good…
Dil: Okay, Now, This Story is going to be about Toadlin and her Friends and Family. It really won't have a story line.
Toadlin: Yup! The First Genre is Humor and the Second One will be always changing with the Chapter.
Dil: So Here's Chapter 1!
(Dil: I own all the characters except some which were made by my friends, but I do not own where Toadlin and company live (The Mario Universe))
Random Accounts Of Toadlin:
Chapter 1: A Friday Morning (Humor/NA)
"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!" An alarm clock sound.
A small hand shot out from under a yellow comforter and slammed down turning the clock off abruptly.
Then the covers flew off and a female toad hopped out of bed.
"Ugh…" she sighed as went to her bathroom to comb her long blonde hair and brush her teeth.
"Toadlin, sweetie?"
"Yeah, Mom?" Toadlin asked.
"Could you get your Brother and Sister up? I need to start Breakfast if you guys aren't going to be late." Toadlin's mom, Toadkin, asked.
"Ok…" Toadlin sighed.
"Thanks Linnie-Poo!" Toadkin said.
"Mom! I told you not to call me that!" Toadlin said as she walked out of the bathroom.
"I know I just wanted to see your face." Toadkin said.
"WHA-" Toadlin was interrupted by a camera flash.
"This one is going on my blog!" Toadkin said and ran downstairs.
"Mom! No one reads your blog!" Toadlin said.
"I'm never going to believe that!" Toadkin yelled.
Toadlin shook her head and headed back to the bathroom.
Five Minutes Later…
Toadlin walked out of the bathroom, ready to go. She walked out of her room and down the hall to her twin brother and sister's room.
She smiled as she watched them sleep.
"Ahh… WAKE UP!" She yelled and both Toadrin and Toadmin fell out of their beds.
"What was that for?" Toadmin asked.
"Just doing my job little bro." Toadlin said.
"Well I'm going back to bed." Toadmin said.
"TOADZON! TOADMIN SAID HE'S GOING BACK TO BED!" Toadlin yelled.
"DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING THE BAT OR THE FRYING PAN?" Toadzon (Toadlin's Older Brother) yelled.
"The bat!" Toadlin yelled.
"OK!"
"Um… Uh… Toadlin you misunderstood. I said 'I'm going back to make my bed'" Toadmin said.
"No you didn't…" Toadrin said.
"Shush or I'll smite you!" Toadmin whispered.
"Try it and I'll sue!" Toadrin said confidently.
"Aw… dang it you had to bring the law in to this!" Toadmin frowned.
"Go cry…" Toadrin said and walked out of their room and into the bathroom.
"Am I to late?" Toadzon asked as he arrived with his bat.
"Yeah…" Toadlin said. "But lets go see if mom's done with breakfast."
Toadlin and Toadzon walked down to the kitchen and sat down at the table. Toadkin opened the waffle iron and pulled a waffle out on to a plate.
"Almost done mom?" Toadzon asked.
"Just three more." Toadkin sighed.
Toadlin looked over at the clock.
"5…4…3…2…1" Toadlin counted.
"Hello?" Came a voice in between knocks at the door.
Toadlin got up and opened the door. Her neighbor/best friend Todax was standing in the doorway.
"Well, are you going to come in or am I going to slam the door in your face?" Toadlin asked him.
Todax smiled and walked inside.
"What smells so good?" Todax asked as he sniffed the scent floating in the air.
"Dinner." Toadzon said sarcastically.
"Ha…" Todax said.
Toadrin walked into the room, dragging Toadmin along with her.
"Okay, everyone sit down." Toadkin said.
Toadmin and Toadrin sat down and Toadkin walked over with some plates in her hands.
"I made them the way you like them!" Toadkin set down a plate in front of Toadzon…
"For Toadzon, Strawberry Syrup with Strawberries on top."
…And Toadmin…
"For Toadmin, Pancakes because you're allergic to waffles."
…And Toadrin…
"For Toadrin, Prune Pancakes with Prune syrup and Prunes on the side, because you hate going to the bathroom at school." (So she can go before going to school.)
…And Todax…
"For Todax, Waffles drenched in maple syrup"
…And Toadlin.
"And for Toadlin, Waffles with apple syrup, apples on the side, sprinkled in powdered sugar, and whipped cream on top."
Everyone drooled in anticipation.
"…Go…" Toadkin sighed.
Everyone jumped in and chowed down on their food.
At Eight…
"Rin, Min, c'mon the car's ready!" Toadkin yelled.
Toadrin ran down got her lunch and backpack and walked to the back door.
"Toadmin!" Toadrin yelled for him. "TOADMIN!"
"What?" Toadmin yelled back.
"Come down here!" Toadrin shouted even louder. "Or else Toadzon will have to come up there with the bat-"
"Here!" Toadmin said as here arrived in the kitchen with beads of sweat running down his face.
"Good…" Toadrin smiled.
"You're always so good at that." Toadkin smiled at her daughter.
Toadmin grabbed his lunch and backpack and followed Toadrin.
"Toadlin, Toadzon, You guys should leave now." Toadkin said. "See you later!"
Toadkin walked out as Toadlin closed the door behind her mother.
"Ok, let's go guys!" Toadlin yelled.
Todax and Toadzon walked into the kitchen and grabbed their stuff.
"I'm driving!" Toadzon yelled.
"Yes, we know!" Toadlin sighed.
"Does he have to do that everyday?" Todax asked.
"Yes… he likes to rub it in my face." Toadlin sighed.
At School…
"So I was thinking, maybe we could see a movie tonight." Todax said as they walked on the sidewalk after Toadzon dropped them off.
"Yeah… we could invite Natalie, Natsumi, Hannah, Konton, Riku, Risa, and Zeke." Toadlin listed off her friends.
"I was thinking… just you and me." Todax blushed.
Toadlin hocked up her breakfast.
"…" Todax sighed and stared at his feet.
"Oh, sorry Todax, I just saw Okon and Ali make out!" Toadlin gagged a little.
"Oh my god!" Todax said and ran behind the bushes to vomit.
"You know what?" Toadlin said.
"Yeah…" Todax sighed.
"Okon could do much better." Toadlin sighed and started stepping up the steps of their school.
As the two toads stepped up the steps, Ali tapped on one of her friends and pointed at them.
"Look, It's the dork and his lover." Ali pointed and laughed.
Toadlin sighed. "Ali, how many times do we have to go over this… your uncle abused you, you're a whore, you have no chance of living a successful life, you smell bad, and you should go kill yourself right now!"
Toadlin continued up the steps as Todax, Ali, and all the other preps just stared. Todax finally snapped to his senses and followed the Toad girl up the stairs.
"Todax, let's go, the stairs will be full if we don't hurry." Toadlin said and rushed up the stairs.
Todax followed. The two ran up the stairs and up to the third floor. At Toadlin's school, T. Oad High School, Each floor is used by a different grade. The first floor though, is where the offices, gym, cafeteria, band room are. Or otherwise the floor everyone uses. The Second Floor is for the freshmen. The Third Floor, Toadlin's Floor, is for the sophomores. The Fourth Floor is for juniors, and the Fifth Floor, Toadzon's floor, is for seniors. (Wow, I wrote a big paragraph… That's new…)
Toadlin walked to her locker and put in her combo. Todax turned to see Natalie, one of Toadlin's best friends.
"Natalie!" Todax poked her.
"AHHH! DON'T RAPE ME!" Natalie yelled and chucked the water fountain at Todax.
"Natalie! What The Hell?" Todax asked.
"Oh, sorry, Tod-kun… You know I don't like it when someone sneaks up on me." Natalie apologized.
Toadlin walked up to the Goomba and smiled.
"C'mon Natalie, let's go." Toadlin said.
Natalie nodded and the two headed to first hour. Todax sighed and followed.
Science, Or Otherwise, First Hour…
Natalie and Toadlin sat down at their table. Todax sat down at the table next to them.
Soon, the rest of the class came in.
"Ok!" The Bom-omb teacher, Mrs. Fuse yelled. "Just open your books up and do the assignment on the board."
Toadlin grabbed her book and opened it to the page and got to work.
Lunch…
"I'll have a Taco Salad please." Natalie said to the lunch lady with a wart the size of England.
"Cheese Pizza!" Toadlin said.
"Hamburger." Todax said.
The three slid down the line grabbing milk and other food. They paid for their food then searched for a table their friends were at.
"There they are!" Natalie pointed.
They ran over and sat down quickly so no one else would take their seat.
"Hey Guys!" Toadlin greeted.
"Hey!" Natsumi, Natalie's Twin sister, smiled at them.
"So are we going to see a movie tonight?" Hannah, the Wiggler, asked.
"Yeah… But I don't know what to see." Toadlin thought.
"What about that one love story!" Zeke, The Puni, suggested.
"… Are you trying to get us to call you gay?" Todax asked.
"No, I was just saying because girls get teary and need someone to lean on." Zeke said.
"Trust us," Hannah said. "If we leaned on you, you'd be dead."
"Good Point!" Zeke said and continued eating.
"What about that love story?" Risa, a female ninji, asked.
"Risa, Zeke just said that…" Riku, Risa's brother, sighed.
"Well I want to see something with lots of topless girls…" Konton, a boo, said grinning.
"No!" Everyone said.
"What's is wrong with you people?" Konton asked.
"You're a pervert!" Natalie said.
"So…" Konton sighed.
Toadlin slapped him then stopped.
"What about that one funny movie… um… I think it's called 'Yo Mama'" Toadlin thought.
"Yeah!" Todax said. "That sounded kind of funny."
"Well then it's settled, we'll go see that tonight." Toadlin said. "Meet at my house at around six."
"Ok!" Everyone said and got back to eating.
After School…
Toadlin opened the door and closed it behind her. She sank down to the floor and sighed.
"Well, I guess I'll go take a shower." Toadlin said and headed upstairs.
Dil: Okay I'm done!
Toadlin: Yay! Now to finish the next chapter!
Dil: Yes…
Toadlin: Well now that you got a new computer you can write more.
Dil: Okay, you bitch!
Toadlin: Ha, Burn in Hell!
Dil: Ok next chappie is the movies then a chappie about Valentines Day and Toadlin's Birthday!
Toadlin: So see ya then!