A/N: Hey! I was going to put this up last night, but my computer died on me. I hope you all like it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama.
DON'T EVER SAY HIS NAME...
It was the story all the ex-contestants of Total Drama told their kids. It started a few years ago when they all got together and decided to watch Tim Burton's Beetlejuice. After the movie the kids went to play in the big backyard while the parents talked. It was Lindsay who actually came up with the idea. When asked how she came up with it she answered with this, "Well, since saying Betelgeuse 3 times summons him to you, and Chip(everyone rolls their eyes at her dumbness) always seems to know when someone is talking about him, they are both perverts, and are crazy, I thought it would be a good idea." With that, they started coming up with how their story would go. Now they tell the story to their kids whenever they want to hear it, and once a month they all get to gether and tell all the kids at once. Last month was at Izzy and Noah's house, tonight it is at Heather and Alejandro's home. "Listen now los pequeños. Story time." All the kids stopped playing and gathered around Alejandro.
"He calls himself the Host with the Most. He is a cruel heartless man, who sets up dangerous games for his own amusement. The people lured in to his games suffered dearly. The only way to set him free is by calling his name 3 times."
Chris McLean...
"You never want to get caught in his games. You will be stuck for years doing what ever he pleases, just so he can get a cheap laugh. Many who worked for him end up in the hospital or worse. If you get involved with his games, you will surely be muerto. He care for no ones safety but his own." All the kids shivered slightly at this.
"The one man that can barely stand is his lackey, Chef. Every day he would tourture people with his horriblemente repugnante food. If you eat his food, you will end up sick for weeks." Some of the kids stopped eating their snacks.
"El Diablo is nothing compared to him in the department of evil. The only things he loves more than himself and his own saftey are his hairgel, money, ratings, seeing others in pain, and his awards." They all laughed at this.
Chris McLean...
"If you ever encounter this man, run. He will try to persuade you to sign a contract. Just RUN! If he catches you, yell, scream, punch, bite, or even kick him in the place that hurts the most, anything to draw a crowd that way negitave attention will be on him. Never say the name 3 times of Chris McLean"
A/N: Jayne: OH NO! You said his name 3 times in the story!
Me: I am sure that he won't show up.
Chris: Hello ladies.
Jayne and Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: KILL IT! KILL IT!
Jayne: (pulls out a machine gun) DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH!(starts shooting)
5 minutes later
Me: Finally! He is dead.
Jayne: Please review and tell us what we should do with the body.
Me:(Pulls out a sword) You better review. I am not afraid to use this. So go ahead and press that button.