Early Phoenix Gets the Worm
"mmm…oh yes Scott, ooh." Jean mumbled in her sleep as she fantasized of kissing Scott, only to touch soft blue fur. Soft blue fur?
"Hi." Kurt said sheepishly
Jean's eyes bugged out when she saw him "AAAARRGH! KURT! GET OUTTA MY BEDROOM!" She hissed, swatting him with her pillow
"Sorry! Didn't know you were kissing Scott!" Kurt replied
"I was…oh god, don't tell me I…" Jean stuttered
"Yep." Kurt answered, hinting at Jean's lipstick marks on Kurt's cheek
"GAAAHH!" Jean shrieked hysterically, running for the restroom and using mouthwash madly
"What the hell's going on here? Do you guys have any idea what time it is?" Scott yawned, rubbing his eyes as an even more tired Emma followed
"Jean? What are you doing with the mouthwash?" Emma asked sleepily
"Oh god, oh god," Jean muttered insanely
"Will someone please tell me what in the Sam Hill's going on?" Scott hissed before Emma clamped her hand over his mouth
"Scott! You'll wake the neighbors!" Emma whispered
"Well, Jean was dreaming, so I came to visit, and well…Jean kissed me." Kurt answered
"Thanks a lot! You just cannot keep your mouth shut, can you?!" Jean grumbled, foam dripping out of her mouth
"Jean! Would you and Kurt please for goodness sakes discuss this in the morning? Let's try to get some sleep, let this incident be water over the bridge" Emma said peacefully
"You meant water under the bridge." Bobby corrected loudly
"Bobby, zip it!" Jean hissed
Later that evening…
"Ugh…please let it be morning…" Scott moaned, sleepless and insomniac as Emma snored peacefully
"Little pink bunnies…" Emma whispered in her sleep
"What?!" Scott asked astounded before Emma snored again
"Ask a stupid question." Scott muttered before settling down and hearing Emma snore again, this time louder
"Emma? Honey, you think maybe you can turn down the volume?" Scott asked lovingly
"Mmm…five more minutes, Scott…" Emma replied, half-asleep
"Ah geez." Scott groaned, getting up and heading for the kitchen
Scott looked through the front of the mansion to see if the coast was clear. Then he quietly slid down the staircase bannister before connecting with the front
"Ouch! My foot!" Scott winced, hopping on one foot, hearing the neighborhood dog doing his usual yapping routine
"Remind me to ask Logan to at least feed it…" Scott mumbled, entering the kitchen
One minute later…
"…Easter bunnies jumping over the fence." Emma muttered in her sleep, as Scott gently stroked her blonde hair before leaving a plate of Danish, grapefruit and a cup of coffee on her desk
"Kurt? Kurt, wake up." Jean hissed, as she heard the fridge door open
"Mmmm…Jean it's only three in the morning." Kurt mumbled
"Fine. I'll see what's the problem." Jean moaned, getting up and heading downstairs
"Where the heck's Peter?" Rogue asked sheepishly
"What's up now, Rogue?" Jean asked in mid-yawn
"I fell out of bed. No great wall of Colossus to catch me." Rogue answered sarcastically before heading down with Jean
"Uggh…so sleepy." Jean yawned before settling down on the velvet couch before snoring again
"Scoot over, will ya?" Rogue asked, trying to squeeze in
"Be my guest." Jean muttered sleepily
Meanwhile…
"Mm-mm! These Doritos really do hit the spot!" Scott replied as he and Peter were conveniently seated in his bachelor pad watching ESPN
"Donuts?" Peter asked, handing Scott a glazed donut
"You read my mind." Scott grinned, digging in as the two laughed in amusement and clinked their cans of Canada Dry ginger ale
Later that same morning…
"How cute! Breakfast in bed!" Emma replied cheerfully, munching on her Danish
"And with the daily paper." Remy replied, handing Emma the latest edition of the Daily Bugle
"Thank you." Emma replied with a bright smile
"Would you be so kind to get me some tea?" Emma asked politely
"My pleasure ma'am." Remy answered, with a polite bow