One Pudding Is Enough!
Severus Snape was standing in front of his oh-so-menacing full-length mirror one day and decided: one chocolate pudding really is enough. He had battled with it all his life, and now, he was going to take control and kick that pudding to the curb—at least until the next day, when he could have another one. He didn't wear black all the time for no reason, you know...
So he went to his food storage unit, covered in grotesque pictures of the morbidly obese, ripped open the doors, and cursed all the little plastic pudding containers, so that if he went to grab one later on, he wouldn't be able to pick it up.
As he walked away, with a satisfied smirk on his face, muttering softly, "I showed that pudding all right," he realized what he had done. He had not had today's pudding!! He was doomed!
All that the students saw that morning in the Great Hall was a black blur, running and screaming, "One pudding is enough!!!!" How our good professor survived that day, we may never know...
(A/N: I just had the most wonderful pudding, and I can never help but indulge in this rarity in my house...yum... )
Severus Snape was standing in front of his oh-so-menacing full-length mirror one day and decided: one chocolate pudding really is enough. He had battled with it all his life, and now, he was going to take control and kick that pudding to the curb—at least until the next day, when he could have another one. He didn't wear black all the time for no reason, you know...
So he went to his food storage unit, covered in grotesque pictures of the morbidly obese, ripped open the doors, and cursed all the little plastic pudding containers, so that if he went to grab one later on, he wouldn't be able to pick it up.
As he walked away, with a satisfied smirk on his face, muttering softly, "I showed that pudding all right," he realized what he had done. He had not had today's pudding!! He was doomed!
All that the students saw that morning in the Great Hall was a black blur, running and screaming, "One pudding is enough!!!!" How our good professor survived that day, we may never know...
(A/N: I just had the most wonderful pudding, and I can never help but indulge in this rarity in my house...yum... )