Ok I'm not sure if this could ever really happen. But I don't think that matters this being a fan fic and all. Zim can't get it to work I don't know why maybe his boots' synthetic material wont create a charge. this is really short but I managed to finish it and type it up so if anyone enjoys it then I've done my job well. ;D
Static Doom
"Gir I've done it!" Zim Cheered standing in the living room of his base. "I've discovered the ultimate Earth Weapon!"
"Yay!" Gir smiled and through his arms in the air.
"You see Gir by simply dragging my feet on the carpet-" Zim demonstrated shuffling around. "I can create a small electric charge. Imaging if I could capture this power and magnify it one hundred Fold!" He poked Gir trying to shock him. Nothing happened.
"Hmmm. That's odd." Zim looked at his finger confused as to why his trick wasn't working.
"Let me try!" Gir shouted jumping down on the rug and scooting his costumed feet around.
"Oh please Gir, you'll never work up a strong enough charge like that." Zim scoffed at the robot. If he , the mighty Zim, couldn't get the trick to work then why should Gir be able to.
Gir just stuck his tongue out and scooted around faster. Actually this was fun! He went faster. "Weee!" Still moving faster.
"Uh Gir I think that's enough." Zim looked around a little nervous as he saw the power start flickering.
Immediately Gir stopped in front of Zim. Gir smiled held out his hand and poked his master right in between his eyes.
ZAP!!
In a bolt of static electricity Zim was crispy fried, and the base, the poor base was obliterated.
"Ok, forget the static plan." Zim said collapsing into a charred heap.
Gir simply laughed and continued to scoot around completely oblivious to his master and the destruction he had just caused.