Lord of the Rings belongs to the wonderful J.R.R. Tolkien as well as any recognisable characters in this story. Fee, Roxie and Fee's family are my characters, though they bear some similarities to some good friends of mine.
This story is dedicated to Thorney, who is just all kind of shiny.
This is what happens when you muck about with Gandalfs staff!
Way, way back in the dim and distant past(around last Wednesday), there were two girls called Fee and Roxie. They were having a sleepover at Fee's house because it was her birthday and were currently sitting on the floor of Fee's room, listening to Green Day, eating fizzy Haribo and planning what to do that night.
"Okay,"said Fee, "First we eat, then we listen to music, then we watch all three Lord of the Rings extended versions back to back, and then it will be morning. Wadda ya think?"
"When do we sleep?" said Roxie.
"Oh yeah..."
But before Fee and Roxie could decide when they should get some snooze, there was a bang, a flash, two thuds and two rather muffled 'ow's. Fee and Roxie jumped up and pressed back against the wall in shock. They were about to comment on the situation when...
"FEE! No mosh pits in your room!" yelled Fee's mum.
Now of course Fee and Roxie hadn't formed a two girl mosh pit. That would have been ridiculous. Instead, two hobbits had materialised a few feet in the air and then fallen face first onto the carpet covered, yet still rather hard, floor.
The two shocked little people looked up at the two even more shocked slightly bigger people who were still pressed against the wall. The hobbit one the left spoke first.
"Have you got anything to eat? I'm hungry." The hobbit on the right smacked the back of the first hobbits head. "Well I am." said the first hobbit, rubbing his scalp.
Roxie held out the pack of fizzy Haribo and the first, and slightly smaller hobbit took out a cola bottle. He sniffed it experimentally and then popped it in his mouth. He then proceeded to choke.
The slightly bigger hobbit started to thump his companion on the back, but stopped in mid swing when the CD player started up with 'American Idiot'. Unfortunately his ear was right next to the speakers just as the drums kicked in, so he got a splitting headache.
"Pippin!"he yelled. "There's tiny musicians stuck in this box!"
The smaller hobbit promptly stopped choking and turned to Fee and Roxie. "Why've you got tiny musicians trapped in a box?" His eyes widened so that he looked like a little beagle puppy who has just spotted a steak. "Are you wizards?" he asked, grinning.
"There aren't any musicians in there." said Fee, who had recovered her senses first. "It's just a recording."
"Well, if they aren't trapped in there, how come they're swearing?"
"They just do. And we are not wizards, we're just..." said Fee, right before she was interrupted by an,
"IT'S MERRY AND PIPPIN!!!" from Roxie. This yell didn't bother Fee's family, as it was not the first time Roxie had randomly yelled about Merry and Pippin.
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