"Now can we have the rings please … the rings

"Now can we have the rings please … the rings?"

"Ergh, he's going to do that 'I don't have the rings thing isn't he?"

"Well Torrie it is the cheesiest couple that I have ever seen – so I'm guessing so – and oh look he is" Molly sneered as she reached for the popcorn that was in a bowl sitting on Torrie's Lap

"Cheesiest Scripted Couple" Nichole reminded them as she re-entered from the kitchen with more snacks.

"Either way – the cheesiest couple … Anyway what's going on with you and Mr. Lover Boy anyway?"

"Mr. Lover Boy?? Since when has his nickname been Mr. Lover Boy??" Nichole looked at Stacy with a half amused half irritated look on her face and tone in her voice.

"Since you started to get defensive of what is scripted or not." Stacy replied quickly.

"Girls… Shhh– scripted couple or not I want to see this!" Jessica hushed them from the armchair that she had curled up on and claimed as her own since she had entered the house.

"Yes it's my house and I say bicker like children later" Trish called in from the kitchen.

"Edge do you take Vickie to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do"

"And Vickie do you take Edge to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do"

"Poor Vickie – do you think she even has the slightest idea of the truth"

"Shhhhhh!"

"I now pronounce you man and wife… You may kiss the bride"

"Ergh I think I just threw up in my mouth" Amy whispered to Nichole as she threw the popcorn she had just picked up back into the bowl.

"You and me both"

"Agreed!" Jessica added

"So we're allowed to talk now are we?" Victoria asked as she looked up from her seat at the foot of the sofa.

"You are if you pass me some more of those cheesy things"

"Ooooh the best man speech – I've been looking forward to this!" Trish exclaimed as she ran back into the living room and took a seat on the arm of her sofa.

"You have??" the bewildered divas and former divas asked in unison.

"Now you two I'm kind of nervous right now so I … err … kinda jotted something down for ya…"

"Oh great" Torrie rolled her eyes as she played with a bead on the edge of a cushion.

"I hope you don't mind … but err… Vickie you have found yourself a keeper in Edge."

"Yup a real keeper there – if your into being played like a freakin' puppet"

"Shhh!"

"And Edge – you are like the brother that I that I never had."

Chorus of you suck cheers

"Awwww I think the fans agree"

"And you are the perfect fit to be in the Guerrero Family."

"Yup – he definitely has the lying cheating and stealing down"

"Shhhhh didn't you hear me say I wanted to see this??"

"Sorry" Torrie whispered as she refocused her attention on the loose bead on the corner of the cushion.

"Coz you've got that wild side of you – you know that Guerrero wild side"

"Adam has a wild side? Nichole did you know this" Victoria smirked from the other side of the room.

"HE IS TALKING ABOUT EDGE!"

"But don't worry Vickie he is a changed man – he is a changed man… In fact… In fact we can't even get him to turn off his cell phone any more because he is always waiting on a call from you"

"Or someone else – right Nichole…"

"Victoria shut it I want to hear the rest of this – things are bound to blow up somewhere," Jessica snapped as she rested her elbows on her knees and sat up winking at Nichole who mouthed a thank you.

"That's what I call love and I've got to say what you two share is the greatest … the greatest love of all."

"I bet I can guess the wedding song!" Stacy exclaimed

"And a love like that is something that they only put in movies"

"Yeah horror movies" Amy said under her breath as Chavo continued with his speech.

"And I feel blessed that I have been able to watch it blossom and watch it grow"

"Into a big fat cheese fest that has bored us all for long enough"

"Ooooh someone is getting a bit touchy… Jealous are we?" Stacy teased as Nichole left to help Trish with some more snacks

"That reminds me … Stacy how is Billy?" Molly smiled as she reached for more popcorn

"That's not fair you know what happened."

"I don't" Jessica sat up "Fill us in Stacy or don't you want to talk about it?"

"What do you think?" she mumbled quietly

"Then leave Nichole alone." Jessica said as she got up to see if Trish and Nichole needed any help in the kitchen.

"I can't believe her! She can just get so personal sometimes – Trish as much as I love you and the girls this is why I don't go out with you very often… she can't keep her mouth shut when it comes to me"

"And that is why you have to trust that we will always have your back no matter what" Jessica reassured her as she sipped on some wine "Because if you don't let us – it is going to be a very long night."

"I just wish that I was trained up as well as you three so that I could kick her tall bony ass"

"Is that what you want?" Amy asked as she approached the other women who were standing by the stove.

"Honestly – I have always wanted to be a diva for as long as I can remember but I settled into creative because I never had the confidence or money to go to a training school or anything like that."

"How would you feel about being trained by three multi championship winning divas then? No charge necessary" Jessica whispered as Amy opened some doors looking for something else to drink.

"Trish do you have a cocktail mixer?" Amy called from the other side of the kitchen.

"I would love it"

"Then it's a deal – meet Jessica, Amy and I at the gym tomorrow morning and we will start you on a regime that will get you ass kicking and championship winning in no time."

Ok… so what do you think??

Can I just add that I do NOT like writing dialogue – I just needed to have a speech chapter in here to continue with the story.

Jessica is an OC that I have been thinking about putting somewhere for a long time

And for the point of the story

Only Molly Holly and Torrie are former divas – Trish and Amy never left.