Foreword

Yes, the comedy story has a foreword. Don't judge me. This foreword is here to offer some background information on this fiction so as to provide a smooth entry into the reading.

First and foremost, this is by far the largest fan fiction project I have ever undertaken. Its much bigger than anything I've made before. People familiar with my writing (all ten of you) know that I have a tendency to make pathetically short chapters. After lots of practice, this is no longer the case, and this story exists to prove that.

For those of you who have made the jump over from my Troopers fanfic, I apologize for not updating the story in so long. I learned a valuable lesson about my work ethic and how far along a story needs to be before I start uploading it. That is why for this story I have already written several chapters up, so that I can upload them periodically and give people the updates while still affording for the large gaps of time where I don't feel like writing.

Originally I had a more complicated system going for the times I was going to upload new chapters, but ultimately I have settled on a simpler solution to the problem. The speed of my updates will be directly proportional to the number of reviews people leave me. I consider myself to be very meticulous when it comes to grammar, plot, etc. etc., so I put a lot of hard work into every chapter that I write. I will not upload anything until I have read through it at least a half dozen times and corrected it to where it is just perfect. And after I put in so much hard work, it is important to me that my ego be fed. Otherwise I get to feeling like I wasted my effort. Its also essential to me as a writer that my work be praised and criticized, so that I know how to improve.

There is no exact number of reviews that I want, but a good number to shoot for in the first couple of chapters is "a lot". After that I may set down a specific number. Also, it's important to note that one person leaving me thirty reviews will not count. And no anonymous sock puppets! I expect honesty out of you people. Which is probably a mistake on the internet.

A final note about technical details before I begin setting down the Dramatis personæ and establishing which Street Fighter universe this takes place in. My other fic, "The Bug War", isn't dead, it's just on hiatus until something happens that pokes that particular muse again.

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Any fans of the Street Fighter series know that there are about twelve different universes for how things happen. This particular story takes place in a mixed Universe between Udon's latest comic series and the game Street Fighter IV. The timeline is post Seth's destruction.

Dramatis personæ

(There will be sub notes every chapter new characters appear. This is for the first chapter)

The Mighty Bison - The greatly feared leader of the Shadaloo terrorist organization and only known user of the mysterious and deadly psycho power. M. Bison is an egotistical maniac who has his sights set on nothing short of world domination. He also likes to smile a lot. He is the main character of this story. According to his Wikipedia article, the "M" in "M. Bison" has a meaning that is unknown, however, in Street Fighter IV he can be clearly heard saying "Now, face the Mighty Bison", which I have adopted as part of his actual name.

Vega - Bison's second in command, Vega is a ninja who is also a matador. Yes, that is correct. He is extremely beautiful and knows it, his looks being a very dangerous thing to portray negatively in any way. To protect his face, Vega will wear a mask in battle, in addition to a punching dagger which he uses to bleed his opponents to death.

Balrog - An American boxer banned from the legitimate fighting circuit, Balrog is primarily part of Shadaloo because of his greed for money. He wears his boxing gloves everywhere he goes. Everywhere.

Juni - A young German girl brainwashed into one of Bison's Dolls, the elite bodyguard squad of beautiful young women that also serve as spec-ops soldiers, Juni is one of Bison's favorite subordinates, if only because of her looks.

Cammy - A former Bison doll who was actually created out of Bison's DNA as a replacement (which raises the question as to why a female clone of an Asian man has blonde hair and blue eyes), "Killer Bee" was freed of her brainwashing and adopted the name of Cammy White. She is a member of the elite British special ops squad, Delta Red, which is part of the larger organization of MI-6.

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I do not own any of these characters. The subjects of this story are all property of CAPCOM.

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