The Plains

Note: This is one of the stories that I know is going to get flamed since it is so stupid but I promise it will be funny in a stupid kind of way.

Once there was these two guys one was name j.r and the other one was named matt, me of course. Any way they were walking through a plain in there suits, matt was in a wing zero and j.r was in a Leo, as we all know a wing zero is way better then a Leo.

j.r: where are we

Matt: at your mom's house

j.r: screw you matt

Matt: I already screwed your mom last night.

j.r turns with his Leo and fires a couple of shots at matt causing no damage. Muahahaha

Matt: eat this you load of monkey shit!!!!

Matt fires his beam rifle at j.r and hits his shoulder and causes the Leo to loose it's right arm. J.r looses control and falls to the ground, matt walks up to him looking down at him.

Matt: your mother was not that good anyway

Matt points his beam rifle at the Leo's body and get's ready to fire but suddenly a jet flies over dropping bombs onto the wing zero causing it the fall backwards.

Pilot: this is captain Wilson of the 20th battle squad we have come to kick both of your asses since you both forgot to put the milk back in the frig.

Matt: oh crap dad I am really sorry about that

j.r: dad? He is your dad, hahahahaahaha daddy's little boy.

Matt: hey dad how about we just kick his ass and go home.

Pilot: first we all need to fight out of are armor vehicles.

The two men get out of the mobile suits and the pilot lands.

The pilot grabs three medieval battle sword and holds on to one and throws the other two on the ground and gets in a fighting stance. Matt picks up one of the sword and so does j.r,

Matt puts the sword to his dick and says.

Matt: I see your Swartz is as big as mine, now let's see how well you handle it.                      The two of the men clash together trying to kill each other.

Matt: you shall die, I alone am best.

j.r: shut your mouth and fight you asser king pig dog of a man, I fart in your genial direction.

Matt chucks his sword at j.r causing it to hit his skull and make him fall back, the sword went right through his head and caused a massive crack to be put right down his forehead, there was not much blood until matt went over and pulled out the sword and then there was much blood and gore.

Matt: the pity fool could not handle my strength in my barbaric ways.

Pilot: you prove to be a good man now you must fight me and whom will I do not know, probably me.

Matt runs at the man and jumps up doing a flip over him and as he was in the air he slashed the mans back.

Pilot: hath you fool that hurt with much pain

The pilot grabs his back in so much pain not even a gods could take it.

Matt grabbed his sword and stabbed it into the pilot's back again and again until he got bored and just opened the man's mouth up and shoved the sword very slowly down his throat causing the man to gag and throw up blood and finally the man died without a reason and so matt had the faith of good set upon him he must travel south to the hills of cargo to search for the princess of salad so he can make love to her.

Matt slowly pulls the sword off and slowly gets into his gundam and flies off.

CREDITS

Matt- was played by 006g also know as max

j.r- was played by sabersonic also know as j.r

the pilot- played by no one we just need another character to be in this stupid story

note to readers: no Leo's were harmed in the making of this story.

And if any girls wanna instant message me I am really a nice guy irl you just have to chat with me and maybe we can do some RP.

The end

Thank god to I was about to kill myself next story will be more gundam I promise you that.