My darling Daniel,
By the time you read this, you'll have noticed that I've left without any boring goodbyes or renewal of my SG-1 contract.
Enclosed herewith please find 3 anonymous winnings vouchers from Walter's betting pool:
$1652 "Jackson & Vala never do it"
$924 "O'Neill returns and she leaves"
$590 "Jackson acts like nothing's changed"
Please forgive me for hedging the top 3 bets with cash advances against your credit card, but it's a lovely scheme I learnt from the financial institutions of your silly planet.
Ever your Vala
PS: Hope you enjoy having been punked for 4 years.