A/N: This is a result of the RP I did on Twitter a long time back. Felt like I should put it out for everyone to read and hopefully enjoy. So yeah, this is it. I hope it makes you laugh a little.

Emma hadn't seen her girlfriend, no wait sorry, her lover, after they had both left for their respective jobs. In the morning. It was currently just twelve o'clock in the freaking afternoon, and she was already suffering from withdrawals. Don't judge her, her girlfr- lover, was very hot, okay. So, without wasting any time at all (actually wasting a lot of time), she made her way to the Town Hall.

"I been missing yo ass all day."

"Are you trying to be 'gangsta' now, Miss Swan? Because believe me, it's most definitely not working for you." Regina's voice was condescending, but she was hiding a smirk by pretending to work. She liked to rile her lov- girlfriend up, "What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be protecting my town? Keeping the peace?"

Emma, being the vixen she was, walked over to Regina's desk while slowly taking off her beloved jacket (she really loved that jacket, it worried Regina sometimes), and placed her hands on the desk, leaning down just so her beautiful cleavage was at Regina's eye level.

"Yes, but I was missing you so I had to see you. Almost sent out my Stormtroopers to look for you too."

"Oh? And why were you about to do so?"

"So that they could, ahem well, kidnap you and bring you to me." Emma added a sheepish smile after she answered, hoping her absolutely innocent face would get her out of any trouble she would probably get into after saying what she said, and doing what she did. Unfortunately for her, Regina wasn't very amused.

"Kidnap me? My darling Swan, I'll have you know that I'm the Evil Queen, and I'm fully capable of turning your Stormtroopers against you."

Emma paled slightly, she knew when Regina called her 'darling', she was in real trouble; and scrambled for an answer, "Well, I never did! Anyway, they can't aim properly; you wouldn't be in any real danger or whatever."

"Oh so they're just like you then."

"Now that's completely unnecessary-"

"Shut your mouth, Swan."

"I can aim well, thank you very much!"

"I know you can. Your aim for my heart was true enough."

"And I- wait. What?"

Regina allowed a smile to take over her face, amused by her girlfriend's obliviousness. She placed her hands around Emma's neck, kissing her cheek softly.

"Seems like we need new Stormtroopers who can aim well, don't we?"

Pleased by the turn of events, Emma happily wrapped her arms around Regina's waist, "Need to head to Kamino for that. You up for that?"

"Hmm, you just want to see me in a bikini."

To say that the blonde was taken aback by her answer would be an understatement. What the hell.

"How long have you been holding out on me? Since when have you been a secret Star Wars nerd? Also, Jedi or Sith?" The questions came in hot, like rapid fire. See what I did there?

"Relax, my Sith Lord. I may have had a marathon one night when you had a night shift at the Station…"

"That's- I'm- Wow. You're literally perfect for me."

"Mmhmm."

"So you agree? You think you're really perfect for me?"

"I'm sorry, what?"

"It's a reference to- oh, never mind."

And with a shake of her blonde head, Emma lifted Regina, who let out a small squeal, because she wasn't a peasant, she was a Queen and queens don't squeal, up in her arms and whispered, "Let me invade your rebel base tonight then."

There were no complaints from Regina on that one.