this is au!1! dont like dont read! xD
i tried really hard to keep this in character guys! sorry for spelling mistakes xDD which si wierd because i won my school's spelliong be? idk i was just tired i guess. please review 33 will graham loves yOU. LOL Not really he only loves hannibal 3 ~~~~
ONCE upON A TIME there was boi named WILL GRAHAM CRACKER. he lived in a gingerbreadd castlee. he was the most ahdnsomest prince in all da land. even KING ARTHURRR was jealous of will and his jellypuff eyebrows.
buTTT T TTT
there was an evil wizard named VOLDEMORT. no jk his name was Hannibal Leceterrr. LIKE THE CANNIBAL. HANNIBAL CANNIBAL. GET IT LOLOLOL
Anywayz one day Hannibal Cannibal disguised himself as a BUTTERFLY and fLEW INTO WILL GRAHAM CRACKER'S BEDROOM. Will Graham Cracker was an insomsniaicica so he couldn't SLEEEP. he laid awake thinking about all the handosme princess at the ball. PRINCES. NOT PRINCESSESS. CUZ WILL'S GAYYYY. he poops rainbows and burps rainbows.
once hannibal channibal was in will's bedroom hge turne dback into his wiardldy self and smiled wickedly. "WILL GRAHAMA CRACKER" he says in a DANISH accent (NOT BRITISH. DANISH.) "IVE COME (lol get it come) FOR YOUUUUZ"
"OH NOEZZZ XP" will graham wails
hannibal caniball points his penis at will graham cracker and says "HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DIGGITY DOG"
will passes out
end chapter 1