HOT AND BOTHERED

WOW: close. Dean's really not impressed by Sam's new health club membership. A story in two 100-word chapters.

Disclaimer: nope, I still don't own them!

Chapter 1

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"Remind me again," Dean snorted, "why we're sitting here in our swimshorts in a sauna, sweating our guts out?"

"Because it's good for us," replied Sam wearily, pouring another ladle of pine-scented water onto the hissing coals.

"Good for us?" Dean moaned, wiping his dripping, crimson face; "dehydration and heatstroke are therapeutic now?"

Sam scowled. "Shut up asshat; close your eyes, lay back and relax, let the toxins out."

Dean folded his arms across his sweat-soaked chest and cringed at the soft squelch that resulted. "I'd rather be at a bar putting the toxins in," he mumbled sourly.

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tbc