One day, Rome was walking around in his home with a brand new bottle of lotion. He had went to the store and purchased many things, but this item was rather special. He set it down gently on his coffee table, and began to strip himself of his clothing. After his attire was thrown to the side, he sat down upon the couch, the lotion remaining on the table.
Suddenly, the door to the house opened and Feliciano walked in. He stared at Rome with widened eyes, his jaw hanging open in disgust.
"GRANDPA ROME", He screamed.
"Si?~" he asked calmly.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
"Feli.." he said, standing up.
"WHAT"
"...Moisturize me."