A/N: I had to write this for creative writing class, thought you peeps might like it. I kind of based the Big Bad Wolf off of Jack Sparrow, well hope you like it.
In the fairy forest we come upon Snow White picking berries.
"Hum Hum" Snow White is quietly humming to herself wondering when the dwarfs will get back from their "expedition". "Ugh I hate this, why do I have to do all the work for those dwarfs. What I wouldn't give to have somebody do this for me?" mumbles Miss White under her breath.
"Good luck on that one, sweetheart" says a deep voice from the thicket.
"What, who's there?" looking behind her, she sees a gigantic wolf now when she means gigantic she truly means it, with pure black fur, resting against a tree with his eyes closed seeming to be asleep. His paws were massive Snowy could fit two of her hands within one of his. That's when it clicked. "Wait a minute you're him, t-t-the big bad wolf"
"Guilty" he states giving a wolfish grin which could only be described as sinister.
" What do you mean by 'good luck'" Snow questions forgetting her earlier fear.
" Well seeing how the only way to have somebody doing all those chores for you is to be a princess or queen then that's highly unlikely unless" he waits for a few seconds " you marry a prince."
" But where would I find one and let's say I did how would get him to love me."
"Well sorry but that's where my advice stops, seeing how I don't know what human males look for in a female."
"What do you look for?"
"Sorry, love, you're not my type. I like women who are more plump and "ripe" for the taking" He gives off another one those grins " Get my drift"
"Is that why you haven't eaten me yet?" Snow asks wondering where her bravery is coming from.
"You could say that or maybe I'm just full," He says with a small chuckle that gives her the shivers.
"I-if you were a human male would I be your type?"
"Baby, if I were a human male I would be all over you" he says seriously opening his orange piercing eyes for the first time.
"Snow White!" screams someone from the forest.
"Oh that must be dwarfs," she says grabbing the rest of the berries she picked. "Um, thanks for the advice"
"Don't worry Snow somebody will rescue you most likely a prince and I'll be rooting for you."
"SNOW WHITE"
"Well I better go, good bye Mr. Wolf" He just nodded as Snow White ran towards the dwarf's voice. Thinking on the Wolfs advice humming again.
"Some day my prince will come….."