A/N: Hello minions. For Day Five of Seblaine Week (McKinley), I've decided to start posting my McKinley Season 2 AU where Seblaine is Brittana (and I think they're also going to end up being a little bit Klaine too, but mostly Brittana. And also Brittana might end up being Brittana as well.). It's going to be fabulous, I'm sure, with lots of Seblainey goodness and boy kisses and probably a ton of me forgetting to update. And also there's a ton of other couples in it because the New Directions are incestuous as fuck. Here's a short summary of the couples. Canon: Pizes, Fabrevans/Finchel/Fuinn(?), Bartie, possibly Brittana. Non-canon: Seblaine, Sebtana, okay basically just Sebastian/Everyone, Blatina, Blam, Mike/Cheerio, possible Kurtofsky, haven't decided yet. Probably more that I've forgotten. (And who doesn't love them some Sebtana?) I'm going to be keeping the non-Sebastian or Blaine couples to a bare minimum, because I really can't stand all that Rachel and Quinn and Finn drama shit from season two. Everything could definitely change, but here's the introduction anyway.

Landslide ~ An AU where Seblaine is Brittana

Introduction

"Why would I do that?" Sebastian asked.

"To get back at Santana. Aren't you guys dating?" Kurt asked.

"Sex is not dating," Sebastian said, rolling his eyes.

"If it were, Sebastian and I would be dating," Blaine blurted. Everyone stopped walking for a second to process this, then continued.

"Look, I know I messed up telling you guys about this…" Mercedes continued. By the end of the conversation, Blaine's comment was completely forgotten. But that didn't make it any less true.

That was last year, though. Yeah, Blaine and Sebastian had been getting their sweet boy kisses on and off since high school had started, but who could really blame them? Blaine looked hot in his Cheerio uniform. Sebastian was only human. Oh, yeah, then Sebastian's junior year (Blaine's sophomore year) had started, and Blaine started dating Tina. Sebastian had his boy kisses with Blaine, and an occasional thing with Santana, oh yeah, and that week he dated Quinn before he realized the drama was not worth his time. Maybe it was the Cheerio uniform. Still Kurt had never looked that stunning…

Sebastian really realized what was going on when Blaine, Santana, and the rest quit the Cheerios. Coach Sue tried to shoot Brittany from a cannon, and even she's not stupid enough to do that. They walked out on her and had to turn in their uniforms. And Sebastian was still attracted to Blaine. It took him a few weeks, but he finally came to terms with the fact that he was more attracted to Blaine than the girls, even Santana, and he decided he was probably gay – even though he was not going to tell anyone – and more importantly, desperately in love with Blaine.

Trendy junior Kurt Hummel threw a big party after the football game. Finn was sort of stoked about the championship, and it brought the rest of the football team together, whatever. Blaine and Tina went together, they looked so happy, Sebastian wanted to puke. He looked around the place for anyone he could spend the night with. Blaine and Tina were off-limits. Santana, been there, done that. Mercedes, no way. Brittany… maybe if he didn't find someone better, but she was with Artie, so there was that, too… The thought of Berry made Sebastian want to puke even more than the sight of Blaine and Tina together, and Quinn was already established as far too much drama (was she with Sam? Or Finn? Or Puck? Or seriously). That was all the girls in Glee… Well, Zizes, but she was with Puck, sort of? Maybe? Sebastian had given up keeping track for the most part. How did all the other guys have girls? Maybe another Cheerio would do for the night, but he'd been with them all already. Meh, maybe he didn't need – yes, yes he did. He was like a lizard, he needed something warm underneath him or else his food wouldn't digest. Wait a sec. Out of the corner of his eye, he spied his next conquest. He didn't know who she was, if she even went to McKinley, and he didn't care. She was cute and she looked easy.

He took her home and they were both halfway out of their clothes when Sebastian changed his mind. He pulled his shirt back on, shaking his head.

"I can't do this," he said. "Sorry." And he left.

It was official. Sebastian was in love with Blaine Anderson.

A/N: If I promise it will be good, will you come back and read the first chapter when I post it? Maybe later tonight? Yeah? I love you. Would you also leave me a review saying you're interested? Because if there's no interest, I'm not going to waste my time. I do have that Huntbastian work-in-progress I could be writing.

Samantha.