WHY…
A series of short stories explaining why certain Naruto characters do certain things…
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…
Why Kakashi Wears a Face Mask
Kakashi was bored. He'd been bored ever since he'd got back from his last mission. He wished he could take the Jonin exam now, instead of in two months. Being a Chunin sucked.
Maybe I'll go for a walk…he thought. Town was crowded today, and it hadn't rained in a while.
"Hehehe… Hahaha… Hehehe…" someone just around the corner was laughing at something…
Who could that be? Kakashi stepped around the corner and found… Jiraiya!
The Sannin was staring through a hole in a fence. Kakashi knew this man's reputation, and guessed there were naked or part-naked women on the other side.
"Hey!" Kakashi cried. Jiraiya jerked around to face him.
"Damn! I'm rumbled!" Jiraiya had been hiding in the Leaf Village for years, and even the Third Hokage hadn't managed to find him. And now, he'd been discovered by a mere Chunin!
"YAY! I've fo-" Kakashi stopped talking at that point, because it's pretty hard to speak when your head has been kicked so hard it's gone through a fence, dragging your body along behind it.
"Hmph," said Jiraiya, "You never saw me." And he left.
Kakashi woke up ten seconds later to find three very concerned and very naked women looming over him…
"Are you OK?" one asked, a blonde, her huge tits positioned right above Kakashi's head.
"You must have been hit pretty hard, to send such a strooong ninja flying" the second girl crooned, her brown hair covering her slightly smaller breasts.
"Hi, gorgeous," the third, another blonde, said. This was too much for Kakashi, and a huge spurt of blood erupted from his nose. He collapsed again…
Two weeks later, Kakashi was finally released from hospital after the multiple blood vessels that ruptured in his nose were repaired and his teeth were stuck back together.
The Next Day
Kakashi was bored. He'd been bored ever since he'd got about of the hospital.
Those women were really hot, he thought. Jiraiya is apparently one of the biggest perverts EVER. He's even written PORN NOVELS!!! …I wonder…
Twenty minutes later, Kakashi was carried out of a bookstore on a stretcher, having picked up one of Jiraiya's books and immediately had the mother-of-all nosebleeds- he'd bled so much he'd FLOODED THE SHOP!
A month later, Kakashi was again released from hospital after several rigorous operations on the inside of his nose. In fact, just in case it happens again, he's been forced to wear a face mask with a super-absorbent sponge inside it ever since…
Whaddaya Think? R&R, please!