A message of complaint

From: Kai Leng

This message better reach you. Don't think I don't know you've been deleting all my other messages unread. This time, I've enclosed malware to prevent you getting rid of this message without opening it first. Just a little something to remind you that Cerberus technology and equipment is infinitely greater than any pathetic, commercial-level antivirus software you might have on that measly, primitive machine you call a computer. You can't hide from me forever.

Tenyume, it has recently come to my attention that you have been creating fictitious literary works that portray me in a negative way. Such trivial actions would normally be below my notice and do not warrant my involvement. Recent developments and lack of remorse from you by continuing your lousy excuse of 'writing' however, leave me no choice but to lower myself to your level to contact you.

I will make this clear; I do not like receiving spam mail from insignificant individuals I do not know nor do I appreciate my initials being twisted into something so unimaginative and disgusting. My name is most definitely not an allusion to a product to gather animal droppings. I am warning you now that it would be in your best interests to cease referring to me as such, especially when your own name has grammatical inconsistencies. If you are going to choose an alias, at least make it sound correct, you Japanese-wannabe. You're one hundred years too early to be challenging me, Kai Leng, the best assassin from Cerberus, personal favourite of the Illusive Man and your would-be murderer.

You will stop your ridiculous 'literary artwork'. To hell with it, it doesn't even deserve the description of 'art'. It is the stupidest series of diarrhoea-words on screen I have ever had the misfortune to read in my entire existence. Your insults are idiotic, barbaric, unoriginal and plain self-depreciating in their foolishness. Unlike others of your inferior calibre, I do not find these immature antics of yours amusing. Desist your childish actions, unless you wish for your family to not have a body to bury when they hold your funeral.

So listen here, puny little girl. This is a fight between me and Shepard. Infants like you should not be allowed to involve themselves in matters between adults and you will refrain from interfering. This is your first and final warning. I will not tolerate one more so-called 'chapter' of garbage from you in the future. Bear that in mind, lowly cretin.

You will regret ever having involved yourself in my affairs.

Kai Leng

P.S.: If you dare to even breathe a word about the porn folder to anyone, I will murder your potted daisy plant over your dead body.

P.S.S.: Make fun of my sword again, and we'll see who's the last one laughing when I use it to gut you and skin you alive.

P.S.S.S.: Everyone knows Galaxy of Fantasy is a pile of rubbish compared to Code of Honour: Medal of Duty. At least get it right, dog.

A/N: WHOA, did Kasumi actually post something? Holy macaroni! Kasumi actually posted something!

Real Life has been smothering me, but I just had to get this out for Ronzy. :3 Hope you like it, though it's not exactly my best effort.

P.S.: The Beatles forever!