Disclaimer: I'm sorry to say that I don't Hamtaro or Kim Possible.

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Ch. 1 (Ham-napped!!)

The day started out as any other as Hamtaro slid down the drainpipe.

"Oopah!" he flipped out in his usual fashion, landing onto Laura's dog Brandy's head. "Hiya Brandy! You awake?"

The dog gave his usual answer, letting out a huge yawn before falling back to sleep.

Hamtaro leapt off his head and ran off.

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The ham-hams were about to choose sides for a game of soccer at Acorn Mountain, when Hamtaro finally made it to the top.

Boss was the first to notice him. "Hey, Hamtaro! It's about time ya got here!"

"Sorry; Laura overslept again and was taking a really long time getting ready for school."

Bijou came up to them. "It does not matter. All zat matters iz zat he iz here now."

Boss blushed; then put his paw behind his back. "Uh…right; I was, uh, just about to say the same thing, Bijou…" he laughed nervously, while the others sweatdropped.

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Later, the game had just started. Cappy had the ball and was kicking it towards the goal, with his teammates, Hamtaro, Boss, Dexter, and Stan for back up. On the defending team were Sandy, Howdy, Oxnard, Panda and Snoozer; while Pashmina, Penelope and Bijou were cheering on the sidelines.

"C'mon, ham-hams; you can do it! Kick that ball; there's nothing to it!" Pashmina and Bijou shouted.

"Ookwee!!" Penelope cheered happily, waving her little yellow pom-poms in the air.

Cappy was just about to kick the ball into the goal, when Sandy jumped in front of him, catching him by surprise. "GAH!!" he gasped as she stole the ball away from him, accidentally tripping him in the process. "Ouchichi!'

Dexter and Hamtaro went over to him. "Are you okay, Cappy?" Hamtaro asked as they helped him up.

"Yeah," he said, then looked over to his side and saw Sandy, who was about to make a goal. "but we've gotta get that ball back!" They all nodded and quickly ran after them.

Sandy had just kicked the ball; it was headed toward Stan, who was his team's goalie. He smirked.

"Sorry, sis." He leapt into the air. "Not this time!" he did a major headbutt, sending the ball back into play.

"I've got it!" Hamtaro stopped the ball with his chest. Badda-Badda-Badda. He headed for the other team's goal. The defensive team tried to stop him, but he just swerved past them.

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Unbeknownst to the hams, they were being watched by two pairs of eyes. The first pair belonged to an evil mad scientist with blue skin and a scar over one of his eyes. His name: the infamous Dr. Drakken. The other pair belonged to his vicious pink poodle, AKA Commodore Puddles. (A/N: I know what you're thinkin'. A pink poodle vicious? Trust me on this one, guys. The little mutt's got a feistiness that'll put a shark to shame. Anyway, back to the fic.)

The little poodle licked his lips, growling in anticipation.

"Shh. Don't worry, boy. You'll get your chance to have your fun with them very soon." Dr. Drakken replied evilly, stroking his loyal dog's fur, the dog snarling all the while.

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Oxnard, who guarded the other team's goal, looked around nervously. He thought he heard something and wasn't paying any attention to the game. That is…until the ball was coming right at him.

"DAH!!" he frantically ran back and forth in the net, then jumped in the air to try and stop the ball; but missed by a mile. The ball went flying past him and landed in the goal.

Maxwell, the referee, blew his whistle. "Point for Hamtaro's team!!"

Hamtaro, Cappy, Boss, Stan and Dexter all jumped up and down in celebration; while Sandy, Howdy, and Panda went over to Oxnard.

"Like, are you okay, Oxy?" Sandy asked.

Howdy nodded. "Yeah; you looked like you were a deer caught in somebody's headlights." He added with a laugh. The others groaned at his attempt to make them laugh.

Oxnard frowned. "Yeah; I'm okay…I just thought I heard something behind me."

The rest of the hams went over to him, concerned. "What's wrong, you guys?" Pashmina said.

"Oxnard said he heard something from behind the net." Panda replied. "But I don't see anything."

Just then, a loud snarl broke the silence. The ham-hams started shaking in fear.

"Whoa…what…" Stan looked around, surprised.

"Uh…guys, d-did you h-hear that?" Cappy said nervously.

"Ook-ookwee…" –Uh, huh…- Little Penelope said, hiding behind Pashmina for protection.

"I'll check it out. You guys stay here." Hamtaro said bravely. He started slowly walking behind the net.

"Be careful, Hamtaro…" Bijou whispered, worriedly.

He looked back and nodded at her before moving on. As soon as he went into the bush behind the net…

"YEEAAAHH!!" he ran back out, Commodore Puddles, right on his tail.

"HAMTARO!!!" everyone gasped.

"SOMEONE HELP ME!!" he cried.

Stan jumped in front of the guys. "Well, you heard him!" The guys all ran to Hamtaro. Stan looked back at the girls. "You guys take cover! We'll handle the dog!" He said as he joined the others.

The girls complied, and ran up the nearest tree.

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Badda-Badda-Badda-Badda! Hamtaro ran in fear, desperately trying to find any place to hide from the shark with fur. Meanwhile, the other boys ran behind the dog, trying to fend it off.

Then Howdy got an idea. "Boss, gimmie a boost!"

He looked at him, wide-eyed; having a slight idea of what he had in mind. "What are you nuts?!"

Howdy glared at him. "Just do it!!"

Boss, then reluctantly stopped short and lifted Howdy into the air.

Stan gaped. "What the heck's he doin'!?" Boss then hurled Howdy directly at Commodore Puddles, stopping him dead in his tracks. He then tried to shake Howdy off his head, but Howdy's paws were covering his eyes.

"YEE-HAW!! GIT ALONG, LI'L DOGGIE!!" Howdy cried heartily as he held on for dear life. The others sweatdropped.

"You've got to be kidding me…" Panda moaned.

Commodore Puddles howled, trying to get the little rodent off his head; all the while, running around like a bucking bronco. His paws spun around, sending some of the boys, including Oxnard, flying into the tree the girls were in.

"Woah!!" the girls cried as the tree shook from the force of the slam. Three of the girls stood their ground, however, little Penelope lost her balance and fell off.

"Ookwee!!!" she cried.

"PENELOPE!!!"

Hamtaro heard Penelope and ran towards her, dodging all four of Commodore Puddles' paws. "I'm coming, Penelope!!" Once he got to his destination, he took a monstrous leap in the air, and caught her just before she hit the ground. "Are you all right?" he asked, setting her down.

"Ookwee…" –Yeah…- she said, with tears in her eyes.

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Meanwhile, Dr. Drakken was watching on angrily. "You stupid dog! Get that rat off of you and finish the job!!" he shouted. Commodore Puddles complied and finally shook Howdy off.

"WAAAH!!" the force of knockoff made him slam directly into Hamtaro, instantly knocking him out. Fortunately, he missed Penelope, but only by inches.

"HAMTARO!!!" everyone cried. Commodore Puddles then saw his chance. He quickly ran out and knocked the others out of his way, snatching up Hamtaro in the process.

He quickly ran back to his master, and dropped Hamtaro at his feet.

"Good work Puddles. Now let's get out of here." He sneered, stuffing the unconscious hamster into a cage before the gruesome twosome leapt into Dr. Drakken's hover car and took off. Once in the air, a shadowy figure, in the shape of a hamster appeared on the screen on the hover car's dashboard.

"So…"

"Mission accomplished." Drakken smirked evilly.

"Excellent. Pfpth. You will be rewarded for this achievement. PfpthPfpth…" The evil voice sneered. Their evil laughs could be heard for miles as they made their getaway.

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Down below, the ham-hams have regrouped, trying to help each other up; fully aware of what happened.

Bijou started crying. "I cannot believe this has happened! Why would anyone want to ham-nap Hamtaro?" she sobbed. Boss gently placed a paw on her back, trying his best to comfort her.

Maxwell lowered his head, mostly in sadness. "I don't know, Bijou. For once I don't have the answer, and that's not good at all."

Everyone hung their heads trying to hold back their tears. Then Snoozer, who had surprisingly been asleep the whole time, finally spoke in his slumber. "Don't give up hope…just ask Elder-Ham…zu zu…" he finished with a snore.

They all suddenly held their heads up high. "That's it! He should know how we can get Hamtaro back!" Cappy shouted.

Boss then shot out his paw. "And we will get him back…no matter what it takes; we'll find Hamtaro and give that mutt what he deserves!!" he said with passion.

The others all held out their paws on top of Boss's, making a pact, hearts burning with determination to rescue their comrade, no matter what the cost.

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A/N: Well, that's it for Ch. 1. I hope I didn't screw anything up by making it too long for you guys, but I was just in the spur of the moment, so I wrote down everything I could think of. Anyway, please review and tell me how I did, and expect Ch. 2 soon, 'k?

p.s. Try to make a mental guess of which hamster has that familiar evil laugh.

BYE-Q!!