A/N: Twilight bashing! YAY! So each chapter will have a few letters to Twilight from the Harry Potter characters we love, and the ones we love to hate.
Dear Twilight,
My Bella totally owns your Bella! At least my Bella has a personality, however deranged it is. Plus, she knows I don't love her back, and as far as I know she hasn't gone and thrown herself off a cliff.
Sincerely, Lord Voldemort
Dear Twilight,
Why do you hate me so much? I've shown you nothing but kindness! I even gave you Cedric Diggory once I was done with him!
Sincerely, Lord Voldemort
Dear Twilight,
Your sparkly old vampire council bastards totally cramp my style. I mean, they have a title starting with Vol and they have red eyes? Sound familiar?
Sincerely, Lord Voldemort
Dear Twilight,
You think Edward's whole mind reading thing is so cool, huh? Did you know that any wizard can read minds and even control them with a spell?
Sincerely, Lord Voldemort
Dear Twilight,
Why are you ignoring all my letters?
Sincerely, Lord Voldemort
Dear Twilight,
My pet snake pwns your pet human. My pet can kill stuff. All yours can do is whine and attempt suicide.
Sincerely, Lord Voldemort