Ways to Piss off Sasuke
1.Ask him if hes advertising for Pokemon (look at this clans symbol, looks like a poke ball)
2.Dye his hair his least favorite color while hes sleeping
3.Video tape the process
4.Put it on youtube, your myspace page, and show it to the Fangirls
5.Run
6.Poke him every three seconds
7.Tell him Itachis in the closet then when he goes in, lock the door
8.Or put Sakura in there before he goes in
9.Then blame it on the winds 'windlessness'
10.Steel Kakashi's book and put it in his kunai pouch
11.Tell Kakashi where it is when he asks for it
12.Watch Sasuke get his ass kicked
13.Tell him Lee has feelings for him
14.Same with Neji
15.And Shino
16.Replace his shampoo with honey
17.Tell him that Narutos treating him to ramen
18.Tell Naruto the same thing
19.See their faces when they have no money to pay for 34 bowls of ramen (33 of those being Narutos)
20.Laugh at them
21.Run (again)
22.Ask him why hes emo
23.When he opens his mouth to reply, yell "BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY?!"
24.Call him 'the boy who lived'
25.Show him this list