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Just a little heads up. Characters might be OOC but not completely.

Total Birthday Bummer

Lucy sat up in her bed and yawned as she stretched her arms. Sunlight streamed through the window beside her bed illuminating the room with its warm light. Today was gonna be great! First because today was July 1 her birthday (Yay!) and second today her wonderful boyfriend would meet her family (double yay!).

"Today will be sooo awesome" Lucy exclaimed while she jumped out of bed. She glanced at the clock on her dresser and realized she was five minutes late to meet up with her boyfriend.

"Ugh! No way! He'll be seriously pissed ." Lucy ran to her closet and threw on her white and gold cheerleading uniform for Fairy Tail High, slid on her matching thigh high socks, slipped on her white tennis shoes and strapped on her brown belt that carried her cell, vanilla lip gloss, strawberry milkshake flavored candy, and her black whip. Lucy dashed over to her mirror and put her hair into two low pigtails tied with white hair ties. The she ran over to her door snatched up her pink duffel bag, and darted down the stairs and outside where she mounted her pink and blue bike racing to school.

Lucy rode down the streets humming the newest pop song by her fave singer.

Pulling up to the school gate, she was welcomed by a group of moaning zombies.

"Ugh what are these smelly jerks doing here!" she spat with disgust as while unmounting her bike. She frustratedly yanked her duffel bag off, pulled out a glowing chainsaw, and revved it up.

Lucy Heartfilia, 18

Head over heels for: Gray Fullbuster

Faves Weapon: Celestial Chainsaw

Faves Food: Strawberry Milkshake (Yum)

Hobbies: Writing, Cheerleading, Gymnastics, and decapitating the undead (ya know the usual)

Running to the the gate with her chainsaw raised in her hands, she slashed through the lock that kept the zombies inside. The gold gates flew open and zombies poured out limping/running to her yelling "Huuuuunnnnnggggrrrrrryyyy"

"Uh uh not today, it's my birthday!" she slashed at the first zombie that tried to grab her quickly splitting him down the middle. The slashing continued until a bus came at her full speed. Lucy jumped a side aerial over the bus. Landing on her feet, she swiveled around to see the bus in flames.

"Looks like the way it closed" the cheerleader muttered to herself.

"Heeeellllppppp" someone squealed in the distance, causing Lucy's head to snap in the direction of the distress call.

"Let the games begin" Lucy grinned devilishly racing toward the plea for help. Halfway through the parking lot another deranged zombie drove a school bus in an attempt to hit her.

"Oh no you don't you maggot magnet" Lucy warned, jumping onto the roof of the bus when it got close to her. As soon as she did that, the zombie swerved the bus and hit one of the walls in the parking lot. The impact made the blonde fly off the bus, luckily she landed on her feet after a fall like that. Thank you 15 years of gymnastics she thought.

"Oh God please someone!" the person screamed distracting Lucy from her thought.

"Right! I'm coming "

Running around the corner, she saw one of her classmates being cornered by four swaying zombies.

"Hey! Over here!" The small group of zombies turned their gaze to the blonde revving up the chainsaw in her hand.

"Rrrraaaaagggggghhhhhh" they correctly moaned while shuffling to her.

"Yea yea rrraaaggghhh back at you" she replied in a sassy manner. Dragging the chainsaw behind her, she raced to the zombies. As soon as she was in close distance to the first zombie, she swung her chainsaw at its neck easily beheading it. The three other zombies looked down at the firsts body and screamed "B***h!" and charged for her.

"Whatever" she said cleanly slicing the heads off of all three zombies at once.

The girl who was shrinking in the corner early looked at Lucy and said "That was super cool, you're like a badass."

"Thanks" she replied cheerfully. "Hold on I'll call someone to take you somewhere safe." Lucy reached for her cell and dialed the number.

"Hey Romero, it's Lu there's like a zombie outbreak at my school and I may need you to come and pick up some non zombified people for me. Kay? Bye"

In two minutes a helicopter came and picked up the girl. Lucy waved at the pilot and shouted a thanks. He gave her a thumbs up and flew away.

She checked the time on her phone. "Oh my God, Gray is going to kill me for being 20 minutes late"

Lucy raced to the park area at the school still carrying her glowing chainsaw. Good no more zombies in sight.

When she reached the park entrance, she knew something was completely off. Walking into the park, she stuttered calling "G-Gray? Where are you? P-Please be ok"

She was standing at the fountain, when a zombie crept up on her.

"Watch out Lu!" a male voice called out.

Lucy turned around to see a zombie right behind her ready to bite.

Fortunately a pair of arm wrapped around its neck forcing it into a headlock. The zombie broke out of it, pushed the person on the ground, and wrestled with them. Lucy realized her hero was her hot boyfriend Gray. "Gray watch out! He's gonna bite you" Lucy warned.

But it was too late. The zombie bit off a nice sized chunk of Gray's arm. "Noooo" Lucy shrieked at the same time Gray yelled out in pain. "Hhhunnnnngggrrryyy" the zombie moaned leaning in to get another bite. Lucy ran over and kicked the zombie in the head making it fly off of Gray. She walked over to the zombie with its back lying on the ground.

"Huuuunnnnnggggrrrrrrrryyyyyy" the zombie moaned again.

"Oh yea? Well I got somethin for ya green soulless body bag!" Lucy screamed while revving up her chainsaw.

She pointed the weapon down and stuck it in the zombies mouth. The head instantly split in half. Lucy ran over to where Gray was lying cradling his bloody bitten arm.

Gray Fullbuster 18

Fave food: anything cold

Hobbies: Stripping, arguing, and speed stripping

"Gray? Are you ok?" she asked feeling a lump of guilt form in her throat. This wouldn't have happened if i was paying attention

"Yeah" he managed to say. He got quiet and then said "I'm going to turn into one of those things aren't I?"

Lucy nodded incapable of saying anything.

"Lucy it's ok don't cry" Gray cupped her face with his good hand.

Lucy didn't realize she was crying but sure enough tears were streaming down her face.

"Gray," she sniffled,"I don't want to lose you, especially on my birthday."

"It's okay Lucy, I didn't mean to mess up your birthday, but you won't lose me cuz

I... love you"

At that Lucy sobbed. "I love you too Gray"

Out of nowhere an idea popped up in her head making Lucy gasp.

"What's wrong" worry started to creep into Gray's voice.

Lucy shook her head smiling. "Gray! I have an idea that could save you"

"Really what is that?"

Lucy stood up. "You're not gonna like it much" She grabbed the handle of her chainsaw.

"L-L-Lucy what are you doing?"

"Sorry baby but I can't give up on you, not right now"

Lucy revved up her chainsaw and brought it down to Gray's neck.

Gray started to wake up.

"-ay, -ray, Gray"someone called his name.

Slowly an image came into view, two round orbs appeared in front of him. He narrowed his eyes and realized his head was in her lap and he was staring at her breasts. Blushing her moved his head a little to look at her smiling face looking down at him.

"Where am I"

"At school in one of the classrooms"

"Was all that-" Gray started instantly remembering what happened.

"Real?" Lucy finished for him. "Yes and that reminds me...I... have something to tell you.

"Sure" Gray moved his head trying to sit up. He couldn't feel his body. He immediately panic seized him and thoughts filled his head Was he paralyzed

"Gray...baby...don't panic...I had to, it was for your own good."

"Lucy what did you do to me"

"I..uh had to decapitate you to save you from becoming a super gross zombie and if I didn't I would have to kill you and you know I could not bare doing that."

"Then how the hell am I still alive"

"I performed a super hard spell on you to keep your decapitated head alive"

"Lucy...how could you possibly perform a spell on me...you're not a witch are you?!"

"Nooo hahaha noo...but I...have... secret to tell you"

"Oh?"

"Yeah, you see I didn't tell you this because I didn't want you to think I was like crazy weird or anything but-"

Something moved in the corner of Gray's eyes, he moved his head to see zombies coming towards them.

"Uh Lucy I'd hate to interrupt you but-"

"Shhhh Gray I'm trying to tell you important."

"But Lucy theres-" he was interrupted when she put a finger over his lips.

"Gray please" she sternly said.

"LLLLLUUUUUCCCCCCYYYYYY THERE ARE ZOMBIES COMING"

Lucy frustratedly sighed, stood up, and carefully put Gray's head down on the desk beside them. She snatched up the chainsaw which glowed at her touch. Revving up the chainsaw she yelled "Damn it Gray, I'm a zombie hunter!" She kicked one of the zombies in the head, causing the zombie to stumble, then she sliced off his head.

"What?!"

Lucy looked back at Gray, winked, and flashed a smile at him. "Yup!"