A/N: I'M BACK! Yay! Now I can post on again (freely)! I'll start off with this drabble fic to kick off my return. (I'll be posting every week again until I reach twenty stories.)

"So apparently black is the new orange." Muttered Yanagi, setting down his girl's teen magazine.

"Why are you even reading that?" Asked Marui, slightly disturbed by the front cover (you do not need to know)

"Data." Yanagi whispered mysteriously. Yukimura came over and smiled happily.

"Haven't you heard, Marui? Times are changing. Ugly is the new pretty. Fat is the new skinny. Bald is the new Jackal."

"Jackal's ALREADY bald."

At this, Jackal, who was reading a book, fought the urge to kill someone.

Marui continued. "Besides, it doesn't even make sense," He rambled annoyingly. "How can BLACK be ORANGE? They are like, two different things."

Kirihara patted Marui on the arm sympathetically.

"Its okay, Marui-senpai. We all know you don't have any brain cells."

Niou coughed. "You don't either, Akaya."

Kirihara was very offended and said, "Well, Niou, I bet you're just JEALOUS of my awesome awesomeness." And turned his back to Niou, unintentionally showing the grass stain on his behind. Niou's brain cells then combusted spontaneously.

No, not because of the grass stains, because 'Kirihara' and 'awesome' NEVER appear in the same sentence together.

EVER.

Yanagi nodded. "It's true."

Jackal shook his head sadly, muttering, "There goes the fourth wall again..."

Niou snickered. "Akaya, you look, ad sound retarded."

Kirihara frowned and tried to use his brain to think of a comeback, except he didn't have a brain. "Well...well-retarded is the new special!" he managed. (Surprisingly)

Yanagi gasped very dramatically and out of character. "This...Can't be!" He said, scrambling for his book. "Akaya...he was supposed to say something about Niou's hair!"

"Ha!" Cried Kirihara triumphantly, pointing at Niou. "I (have a brain!" Then proceeded to back away from him, trying to make a dramatic exit. As a result, Jackal, who was directly behind Kirihara, got a nice view of Kirihara's butt as it came closer and closer. Jackal made a vain effort to escape, except he tripped and fell over an ant. Poor ant. It got squashed.

Now while Jackal was having all thing drama with an ant, Kirihara was still backing away from Niou, pointing at him. It was indeed very dramatic. As Kirihara was laughing retardedly, he tripped backwards over Jackal, who was still sprawled on the ground and wen5t down. Yaguu, who was sitting there with Sanada the whole time, yawned.

"Well, wasn't that predictable?" he said to Sanada.

Sanada remained stoic in response, then called over a random freshman.

"...Yes?" Asked The Freshman.

"TARUNDORU!" Roared Sanada, slapping The Freshman. The Freshman staggered back, horrified and ran away screaming with his hands in the air.

"...Sanada?" Yaguu asked.

"...Yes?"

"What was that for?"

"I was bored."

You looked retarded."

Sanada looked defensive. "Retarded is the new special."

"...I guess I'm retarded too."

Yukimura walked over and sat down to watch their team fight and scream and be retarded.

"Our team is retarded." He said aimlessly. Sanada nodded in agreement.

"Amen to that."

A/N: Strange stories arise when you go to a retarded school with retarded friends and you're retarded too. XD.

BTW, I put a poll up on my profile, and I don't think anyone knows. I would really appreciate it if you went and voted. Thank you!