Family Affairs: Chapter One A.N:
PROLOUGUE:A blonde man sat next to a red-head, discussing things in a very business like manner.
"I think it would benefit both of us and our countries, after all they are the future rulers of two of the greatest and most influential nations in the World" explained the red-head wisely.
The blonde one shook his head. "I agree, but I simply can't force him into a marriage he may not want. He's all I have left, I couldn't bear it if he hated me. The decision is his alone. I'm afraid we'll have to sit back and watch this one play out. I mean he is only a few days old and your son is only one. We have a lot of time to consider this. But even then we can arrange play dates so they become friends" he answered.
The red-head nodded. "How about a play date two years from now?" he asked in a serious tone.
"You've got yourself a play date Kazekage-san" replied the joyful blonde.
"Very well. I will contact you then" stated the red-head, standing up and exiting the room.
Chapter One: The Meeting
"So it is time already? Time sure does fly...very fast. I'll see you soon" said a blonde man, hanging up the phone.
Just then, if one was to listen closely the would hear the sounds of running followed by a loud shriek and the sounds of giggling and footsteps.
But since the blonde was busy in his own mind scape he was unprepared for what happened next.
His door burst open causing him to fall of his chair in surprise and in walked a tall whit haired male with a squealing, blonde-haired child under his arm. "Minato, your brat cut up my precious porn and my rough draft for the next novel in my Icha Icha Series" growled the bulky man, face flushed with anger.
Minato's gaze slowly traveled to the babbling toddler held in an undignified manner under the man's arm gesturing widely with his small arms, eyes wide, spewing baby talk 100 miles a minute and he couldn't help but let out a loud bark of laughter.
Jariya was angered by this at first, but one look at the still babbling toddler had him laughing as well.
After calming down Minato got up off the ground and walked towards the other man with a grace one wouldn't usually associate with a man who, minutes before went sprawling off his chair.
"I'm really sorry Jariya, only two years old and he's already causing vast amounts of trouble. He's more like me than I would have liked" joked the blonde male as he made his way towards the child.
Jariya, already knowing what he wanted readily handed over the child, who's arms were outstretched to his father. "Personality-wise? Yes, looks-not so much" he replied, smirking mischievously.
"That's not true, he has my blonde hair and blue eyes..." defended Minato hastily, examing his son closely.
"True but his 'blonde hair' isn't spiky like yours, it falls flat on his head and his 'blue eyes' are all innocent and girly. Face it everything about him screams G.I.R.L, even his tan skin is girly. How he managed to make that look girly I'll never know" replied the older male, scoffing at the shorter blonde.
Minato grumbled his agreement. "Yeah he's just young though. He'll grow out of it...I hope sooner though, because it really brings unwanted attention from the female population" he said, shivering as he recalled the many incidents where he was chased by mobs of cooing women.
"No attention from women is unwanted" answered the other man, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.
"Says the old pervert! Besides that's not true, think of Tsunade-chan" replied Minato, amusement showing as the perverse grin on the other man's face turned into a grimace.
"Point taken. You're not called a genius for nothing. Anyway, is it true? Tomorrow the Kazekage and his son are visiting?" he asked, for once serious.
Minato sighed heavily, "Yeah, make sure you tell Anko-chan and the other girls to get him ready for it tomorrow" he answered sheepishly.
"I'll never understand why you chose that scary woman to be his nanny, well head nanny. I'd never trust her with a child, she makes little children cry" spat Jariya with a scowl, his voice deep with exasperation.
"Well Naruto is different. Plus, he loves her and she loves him. Despite how crazy and scary she is, she's really good with him and would beat up anyone who so much as thought about hurting Naru-chan. It's also an added bonus she's possessive and scares away the Naru-fans" he explained slowly, to the mentally challenged giant.
The man's face wrinkled in amusement. "Anddddd you think she's hot" he added, once again donning his I'm-a-pervert face.
Minato sputtered and blushed. "D-Do NOT!" he retorted lamely, glaring at the laughing man. Ahem. "Anyways I better take Naru-chan to bed. Bye old man" he covered, smirking victoriously at the offended look the other man sent him.
"wait a minute..."
'3...2...1' thought the blonde,
now sprinting down the hallway with the laughing baby cradled safely
in his arms.
"WHAT ABOUT MY PORN?!" screamed Jariya in an anguished voice.
"Why you pervert. What are you doing screaming about porn in here?! I ought a' castrate you!" growled Tsunade, who happened to be passing the room when he screamed.
Jariya slowly turned around, like a deer caught in head lights towards an irate blonde. Who was cracking her knuckles with a vein throbbing dangerously on her temple.
He quickly put his hands out in front of him and started backing up. "I didn't mean it Tsunade-hime. Seriously. You thought I said porn?!" he asked with mock indignation, laughing like it was a ridiculous concept. "I meant what about my CORN. That damn brat ate all my corn!" he lied lamely, mentally patting himself for not stuttering and coming up with a good lie.
"Jariya you imbecile, he barely has any teeth!" she roared, punching the man in the head.
Huff,huff, "Damn, stupid pervert...fuck...I need sake" she mumbled, storming out of the room.
"Alrighty little Naru-chan, Daddy's going to go to sleep now. You get some rest, you have a big day tomorrow little buddy" cooed Minato gently, rubbing his sleepy son's tummy.
"Ni Daa" mumbled Naruto before closing his sleepy blue eyes.
Minato gently placed a kiss on Naruto's head before quietly exiting the room.
"You're so good with him"
"Geez Anko, you scared the crap out of me" answered Minato, clutching his chest dramatically.
Anko chuckled "Doesn't take much" she replied. "...You know he called me Ka today. I was so surprised I almost dropped him... I guess I shouldn't tell you stuff like that. But...It made me happy because I feel like he's really my baby" she looked up at him before looking away, "I know it's stupid because my baby never got to live...but I really do feel like Naruto is mine" she said sadly, twisting her hands in her coat.
Minato slowly approached her and gave her a comforting hug "If you want...you can be mommy in our little dysfunctional family" he stated seriously. "But I warn you, it comes with attachments-mainly me, and you have to fulfill your wifely duties" responded Minato happily, while pulling back and winking suggestively when he said the last part.
She laughed. "Of course, oh perverted husband of mine" she answered mockingly.
"See that's how it should be, but I'd prefer if you called me master-sama" he replied wiggling his eyebrows suggestively, much like an old pervert everyone knows and loves...or knows and beats.
She huffed "Over my dead body" she answered,causing his perverted smile to be replaced by a pout.
"Aww Anko-channnnnn. Why not? I think I'd be a good master!" he whined chasing after the retreating woman.
"How about no you hentai baka?" she stated, running away.
"Don't worry, I'll convince you to join my side sooner or later Anko-chan. You'll see muhuhahahahaha" cough cough he retorted evilly, cackling maniacally.
"You don't even know evil and f.y.i work on your laugh, you sound like a claustrophobic chicken...kukuku" she answered, turning the corner and waving over her shoulder.
Minato laughed. "I never thought it would be possible for me to love again...but Naru-chan you brought us together. Maybe I'll get a second chance at love after all" and with that said Minato entered his room.
A.N: Very short,
sorry. Posting stories. Read and review. I apologize for any spelling
mistakes and or grammar issues. This is all done by me and it was
kind of rushed. It's very cute and you'll see more of the baby
interactions the next few chapters. There are a lot of time skips in
the story and Naruto does get pretty promiscuous. He also tends to
prefer dressing as a girl. If you like or don't like these things
tell me. The dressing as a girl thing adds to a lot of the humor in
the story and the lemons and stuff are kind of iffy for me right now.
So read and review telling me what you'd like/wouldn't like to see.
Thank youu.
- - melissaaax3