Teen Titans Animated Facts About Raven… I'd like think so anyway…

Things Raven Would Do To You And How Things Will Be If

You Got Married To Her……. ( Don't Blame If These Things Are True…

1. She would probably get you neutered so you can't get her pregnant .

2. She's not your bitch, you're her bitch.

3. Never listen to Smack That or I Wanna Fuck You by Akon let alone any other rap music similar to those two songs.

4. If she ever here's you listen to the song Discovery Channel by Bloodhound Gang, she'll probably kill you or at least break every bone in you body if your lucky to live, couse she might take it the wrong way.

5. Never complain that she reads too much.

6. She hates kids.

7. Never call her a bitch, or she'll hurt you.

8. If you think she'll have sex with you once or twice a week, your wrong, she'll let you know when and if she wants it, so try to be patient or at least act like it.

9. Don't Expect her to say she loves you.

10. Don't say anything stupid or do anything thing stupid, couse if you do, she'll probably slap you.

11. If she asks you to have some of her so called herbal tee, just drink it and if you don't like the taste just lie and say its very good, say it at your own risk though.

12. You should be happy she didn't choose Beast Boy over you, so be happy with what you got now, or if your not just jump out of the window into some bushes and hide for awhile at least until she leaves, if that don't work just hang your self off a high tree branch.

Well that's the end of my fic or what ever you call them so please review if you want but please do