Sonic and Captain Falcon

by smashbrosfiend

First off, don't read until it says it's done. Sonic and Captain Falcon fight over a peice of pizza.

Sonic: Hey, Falcon?

Captain Falcon: Huh?

Sonic: You want that last peice of Pizza?

Captain Falcon: Yes, you furry blue...hedgehog??

Sonic: I think you're drunk so I'll take it.

Captain Falcon: No you won't... Fatty... And... Uhh, you smell like an ATOMIC FART!

Sonic:What did you say you car-driving, beer-drinking hobo!

Captain Falcon: Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh boy! I'm Gangsta Mike, trying to teach kids how to curse!

Sonic: Look... It's Your best freind Lil D!

Captain Falcon: No it isn't.Um... Sonic?

Sonic: What?

Captain Falcon: Faaaaaalllcoooonnnn Paaaaaaannncccchhhh!!

I do not own Smash Bros.