A message to Michel and Berk
Enjoy the fucking doomsday
- It was a start of a new day and Michel has waken up. He was thinking about what he would to day, maybe hangout with Berk, Emil or some of his friends.
Him thinking of Berk has given him some weird feeling. What is it? He tought.
He soon after got a message on his phone from Berk. Berk asked him to hang out and that Emil will be here. Michel was more than happy to accept.
He got dressed up, had breakfast and went out to the cafe to wait for Emil and Berk. Suprisingly Emil was already there. He was beating up faggots in his Master Chief costume. Why tho? Apperantly he felt like it, it reminded him of home where he beated his kids 24/7.
Michel decided to wait for Berk so they can started hanging out. Maybe Emil will join later when he finishes raping gays and arabs. Berk finally came. Michel had a huge smile on his face. "H-Hey Berk" He said in a weak voice
"Hey Michel" said Berk slowly approaching him. "Whats up with Emil" He asked.
Michel did not know so he just said that he did not know. In a second people were dead in the cafe becouse of the nuclear reaction of the uranium that has been bringed in by no other than mr. foreskin Joe the Emo Penis. Emil did not die becouse he is a fucking chernobyl victim and suffered German mustard gas in his fucking throat. That explains Emils fucking huge ballsack hair.
Both Berk and Michel were just looking as Emil walked out screaming "EMBRACE THE RADIATON" as he slowly started to furiously spam the button that will release the nukes
They all died becouse I fucking have no idea why im doing this please fucking end my life i want to fucking die