Once upon a time, in a place not far away. There lived a boy called koko. He was a retard and loved to fart in front of the king. One day, on the king's daughter's marriage, koko came to the palace and just before they were announced husband and wife, koko did the most awesome fart. "poooooot" it went. The prince thought it was the princess who farted and the people thought the king farted as koko was quite short. The prince jumped off the building and died. The king, seeing koko, sentenced him to jail but all the guards ran away from the smell. Thus, when the king finally died of AIDS, koko decided to follow his king's tradition and died of AIDS too.
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