(A/N: Don't really have much to say besides hope you enjoy and please review. P.S. Ash & co. are going to be older.)

Chapter 1

ASH!

In the beginning there was the ocean. Earth's largest natural resource. So pure. So...BORING. All there was on the planet was the blue sky & the blue ocean. Everything was so blue that Eiffel 65 would have a field day living here. Anyways, things were soooo... boring. That creatures were created to spice up things on the Earth, but as soon as they were created they all drowned. With a backup plan in mind land was created & pretty things started going forward from there. Guardian's were created to protect the land ,sea & skies. Although something unfortunate happened.

For as soon as the guardian of the sea was created with one mighty flap of its hand like wings, hurricanes formed. Lightning scorched the earth, Tornadoes & Water spouts sucked up the land & sea destroying anything in their wake. The sea flooded the land the swept away any unlucky Pokemon that was either drinking or just relieving their bodily fluids into the ocean.

The storm raged on for 40 days & 40 nights until the weather finally calmed & sunshine swept through the Earth & its clouds. Unfortunately, the Land was damaged & soggy filled with quicksand all the trees were gone & Pokemon soon began to die.

Feeling guilty of just spreading its wings for the first time the guardian dove deep into the sea in an effort to keep the Earth safe. Once it reached the deepest part of the oceanic abyss the guardian flapped its wings one last time creating whirlpools around four scorched & ripped archipelago's to provide a natural barrier to any fool daring enough to come & try to unleash destruction upon the world. Once eveything was put into place. Man was created & this is where it begins.

Whirl Islands : Lugia's Cave Entrance

Deep inside the Whirl Island's our heroes traverse the land that is Lugia's domain.

"Ash, slow down you have no idea where you are going." Misty said having a hard time keeping up, part of the reason was she was looking out for every impurity in the cave. I mean what would you expect from a cave that is thousands of years old, Lugia is certainly not going to crap in its house. Brock who was kind of creeped out by the the cave, ( more like he was shitting in his pants.) " I'll have to agree with Misty on this one, we have no map & definitely no idea of where we're heading. Lets head back to Blackthorn."

Ash turned around a demonic, crazed look appearing on his face. " NO, I SHALL NOT LEAVE UNTIL I HAVE LUGIA UNDER MY POWER!" "Besides, (his voice coming back to its regular pitch.) I know exactly where we're going." Brock & Misty scoffed.

"Oh really Mr. My Balls have Suddenly Dropped. Show us the way." Misty replied sneering. Ash being the immature person that he is just stuck out his tongue, causing Brock roll his eyes with a hand on his face. " Well I'll have you know that Lugia is just. right. HERE!"

As soon as Ash said that Lugia came busting through the cave floor firing Aeroblast in every direction. At that moment three things happened.

1. As soon as Lugia came through the floor Brock pissed and shit himself at the same time, & then promptly fainted.

2. Misty as soon as she saw Lugia started cursing a whole bunch of obscenities at Ash, not knowing that he could not here it over the roaring.

3. Ash with his dumb self went straight up to Lugia & tried to give it a hug. Lugia in its rage wanted NO HUGS! So IT BLASTED ASH INTO OBLIVION ! Nope just kidding. Although it did blast Ash with an Aeroblast.

"HEY! LUGIA! IT'S ME! THE CHOSEN ONE, I JUST WANTED T GIVE YOU A HUG!" Ash yelled expecting to break through Lugia. Instead he got Aeroblasted AGAIN! Now Ash was mad. Now angry Ash = you got it STUPID DECISIONS!

"Pikachu, BLAST LUGIA WITH YOUR BIGGEST & MOST POWERFUL THUNDERBOLT!" Ash yelled commanding Pikachu. Pikachu who really did not want to attack Lugia, did it anyway. "PIIII-KAAAA-CHUUUUU ( Why is my trainer the biggest idiot known to man.) A gigantic lightning bolt erupted from Pikachu & hit Lugia directly. Lugia fell down into the dark caverns in the abyss of the cave. Pikachu then expected the worst.

At the Dragon's Den: Dragon Shrine Bedroom

Lance & Clair were sitting down on two beds bored. For two 20 year olds you might think that would probably watch T.V. or something, but this is what they were actually doing.

"So Lance, would you rather lick the floor of the Dragon's Den clean or Clean the windows of the Shrine with your eyelashes?" Clair asked, bored while throwing a ball against the wall.

"Eh, I'd clean the windows." Lance replied throwing pencils at the ceiling. Clair looked up from her spot. " Really? Cause you know I'd lick the floors, those windows are awfully filthy." Lance looked at the window which was piled with dead bugs & splattered feces. Lance shuddered in disgust, while Clair merely smirked.

" Ah, but that's where you're wrong see cause you have to lick everything from the floor like vomit, pee, dragon waste & any other nasty thing you can find, and considering the size of the Den it would take days, while windows would take a mere few minutes." Lance said smirking at Clair whou had been flustured knowing that she had been outsmarted by him...again.

"Well-you-I'm hungry I'm getting something to eat!," Clair replied swiftly walking out but not before Lance muttured " What's new you're always eating, would'nt be surprised if I found a whole turkey in there." Lance having no time to dodge got swiftly punched into the face sending him flying into the wall. Clair, furious pick him up by the collar with inhumane strength. There was a dark aura around her & her eyes were blood red instead of her usual crystal blue.

"ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I'M FAT!" Clair growled. Lance sweatdropped, he forgot that woman are very self concious about their weight, and his cousin certainly was not exception. He remembered when he commented on petite Erika's weight. He could not sit on the toilet for weeks, but on the plus side he did not have to air freshen the bathroom.

" No-No! I'm just saying that for such a small person that eats so much, you never gain weight!" Lance exclaimed frantically waving his arms in the air. Clair softened her grip & dropped Lance toward the ground. Lance rubbed his sore neck that was in pain. (Uh, weird mood-swing. I wonder if she's pregnant.) Lance then walked out the shrine, angrily muttering to himself about Clair. That is until he heard Clair's scream of " WHAT THE F*CK!"

Lance ran as quickly as possible and reaching outside only to see Clair frozen in one spot. "What , What is it Clair? What's wrong?" Lance yelled in her face shaking her by the shoulders. In retaliation Clair smacked Lance across the face. Lance was about to scream at her, but was speechless at what he saw in front of him.

Blackthorn was flooding.

(AN: Alright that was an okay chapter, yeah I know the beginning kinda sucked but hey it will get better in due time so for now please click the review button.)